name my race team

[ZOOK250]

anyone know of any good names for a race team?
we used to be team redneck , but i think we need a new name .
unfortunatly we have run out of creative ideas.

thanks.

 

[chadk01]

How about "Team City Slicker". Ya know, something different.:p

 

[ZOOK250]

team sliker maybe .but the only problem is 7out of 9 of us are pretty much true rednecks. its gonna be hard to get away from the image that we created. but going with a total 180 degree name is somthing to think about.

 

[Jamir]

You can be the Canadian charter for our race team!
Team No Talent Ass Clowns

 

[ZOOK250]

that name would be to long for our fender decals. but thanks for considering us as one of your own.

 

[Jamir]

No problem
We shorten it to Team NTAC.

 

[Patman]

Seeing as how all my Canadian family like to down some cold ales how about Team More Beer. Just so you know Team Cold Beers is MY team.;)

 

[ZOOK250]

T.M.B team more beer is a good name. also we live in Manitoba MB. in shortend form , people might think that we are team manitba. that would be sad for our province if were the sole representitives. we could put a mountain decal on our rad shrouds like team peak, but instead it would be the kokanee ad. or off of a beer case . what an idea.

 

[Patman]

Don't forget to have Bigfoot carrying the case on there to! (Kokanee is one of my all time favorites. About 6 of those and some fresh smoked kokanee out of the lake is the perfect meal. and if ya' have any of the little colored marshmallows from catching the fish they make a good dessert):)

 

[ZOOK250]

should big foot be wearing traditional gear or baggies? unfortunatly we dont get kokanee fish here. but we do get cat fish here, fresh out of the red river.
is kokanee distributed in the states?

 

[Patman]

is kokanee distributed in the states?

:ugg: Nope.

 

[ZOOK250]

to bad.

 

[sfc crash]

how's-a-boot(that's my canuck talk) hardcore hillbilly racing? ya'all got hills upn' there,right?

 

[ZOOK250]

thats not bad , but we are located on the prairies just above North Dakota. not to many hills here, but thier are some gravel pits that are pretty high.
the accents not bad , but we have more of a fargo jargon here eh. the a boot thing is more or less found in the atlantic regions.

 

[zio]

Originally posted by Patman
...and if ya' have any of the little colored marshmallows from catching the fish they make a good dessert):)

EUREKA! I truly hope everyone reads this thread. It explains SO much! Dude, didn't you read the label, the part where it says "Warning: not for human consumption"? You know, the constant humming between your ears is not normal. Neither are the spots in your vision. And paint chips aren't for dipping in salsa. :o

 

[ZOOK250]

I dont fish. i dont get it . marshmellows?

 

[Patman]

The little colored marshmallows work REALLY good for catching the land locked salmon called kokanee in the Kootney River around Trail, B.C. don't ask me why but those and maggots seem to really get them excited and I'd much rather eat a fish thinking he was feasting on colored marshmallows than maggots.:confused:

 

[Camstyn]

I got one..

T.T.F.T.F. Team Too Fat To Fly

 

[ZOOK250]

Cant use that name , it offends bubba. he's just afraid of heights.

patman, how did you figure out salmon like marshmellows?

 

[Patman]

My son wanted them on his rod so we humored him since he was only 2 1/2 at the time. The fish went nuts for them.

 

[ZOOK250]

i geuss thats how people become rich. they just stumble into somthing. did you ever think of setting up a shack on the kootney to sell marshmellows?
advertise it as a miracle bait. you could make tons of cash. you would have to spend it on a new bike. or two.

 

[sfc crash]

ok,ok...here ya go. i ride for CRAZY MONKEY racing, but since we're all 'ole drn bros', why not try..crazy canuck racing, oh wait,that might be an ethnic slur, the RACING i mean.ha! i crack me up.;) sorry, just read that..C C R? some old hippies' liable to think you're john foggerty or somethin', ya know? who'll stop the rain.

 

[ZOOK250]

i could load proud mary into the midnight special and truck off to the races with the rest of team c.c.r . i have a gig this weekend, and if some old hippie said that i could play as good as Fogerty i'd be pretty happy. keepem coming there's some good ideas. crazy monkey racing is good to.

 

[XRpredator]

from that ZOOK guy:is kokanee distributed in the states?

Originally posted by Patman :ugg: Nope.

er, yup! :) Up here anyway. Must not be in Texas. Too bad. :p

For a team name, how about "the Flying Doofuses" . . .;)

 

[Miltonyz]

A couple of guys around here have a banner that says White Trash Racing.