Ok Elkster, was this you

JPIVEY

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One of the district guys posted this

On my way to work today and got pulled over by a motorcycle cop.Wasn't wearing my belt so he said ,"Give me a reason I shouldn't give you a ticket".I told him we both like to ride bikes and he ask what kind I have.I told him a 250.He said a two stroke??I'm giving you a ticket.I said that I had a new 450 four stroke as well. He smiled and let me go.Thanks Mr. POlice man...I'll wear my belt from now on and the money going towards that ticket will now go for race entries!!!!

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Chris Esparrrrrrrza Vx10
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a454elk

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LOL, yeah it was! That's funny man, I've done that on more than one occasion with D37 riders who had stickers on their trucks. I remember that guy, he was pretty shocked when I said ok, you can go. I don't have the heart to write the motorcycle guys, that's just plain mean!

 

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You rock Elk.

 

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ALMOST enough to make ya consider a move to Socal :)
Elk is da :boss:

 

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No fuzzy handcuffs?

 

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He's lucky he didn't get strip searched. :ohmy: ;) :laugh: :nener: :nener:

 

a454elk

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Zip it old man, just cause you like 'em don't mean anyone else does! The fuzzy cuffs are for the drunk cheerleaders.

 

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Elk for President!

 

gospeedracer

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a454elk said:

The fuzzy cuffs are for the drunk cheerleaders.

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Gimme an E! Gimme an L! Gimme a K!! What's that spell?! Ummm, I don't know, I'm wasted. :p

 

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As if it's not bad enough already now we got the CHP forcing folks towards the darkside :fft:

 

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gospeedracer said:

Gimme an E! Gimme an L! Gimme a K!! What's that spell?! Ummm, I don't know, I'm wasted. :p

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Thats funny :)

 

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gospeedracer said:

Gimme an E! Gimme an L! Gimme a K!! What's that spell?! Ummm, I don't know, I'm wasted. :p

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Ughhhh.....TMI------now I know your kinky little fantasies! :laugh:

 

a454elk

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hehehehe

 

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gospeedracer said:

Gimme an E! Gimme an L! Gimme a K!! What's that spell?! Ummm, I don't know, I'm wasted. :p

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Did ya know that Elk doubles the tickets for horse people who don't own motorcycles? :nener:

 

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gospeedracer

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:ohmy:

 

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Theres horse people in here :yikes:

Dont you know they ruin the trails and polute the atmosphere by NOT burning their gas. :laugh:

 

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a454elk said:

The fuzzy cuffs are for the drunk cheerleaders.

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Could have used your fuzzy cuffs Monday night. Got dispatched to a local restaraunt for 2 drunk women. One was very attractive and she knew it. We weren't planning on arresting them, although the attractive was trying to talk herself into going to jail. At one point in our 'conversation' she asked if she needed to bend over. I was a bit dumbfounded....

I suspect she has gotten out of more than one 'situation' ......

Brian

 

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:yikes:

 

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Elk gets propositions like that sometime too... However it is usually by some guy just out of prison named Bubba.... :nener: