Okay, an odd request

Okay, here's the deal. Every year we have kind of a backhanded tradition. We're kinda ornery, so we pass around this bundle of switches (you know, sticks) to whoever has been "naughtiest" :p (the lump of coal has just been overdone ;))

Anyhow, my brother has had an awful unlucky year with his motorcycle, and has somehow managed to keep his wife in the dark about how much he's had to spend on it to keep it going. So, he's the naughty one. My old man gets to pass it off to him, so he's looking for the nasty letter from Santa.

So, if any of you creative writers out there can gimme a hand, I'd appreciate it!

Ho ho ho! :confused:

Just PM me some letter ideas and I'll take it from there. ;)