Now Travis! Now Dowdi! Now Bubba! Now Ferry!
On Jeremy! on Mike! on Ernesto and Rickey!
To the top of the whoops! To the top of the Wall
Now roost away! Roost away! Roost and fall!
And then, in a twinkling, I saw at the line,
The board went sideways, in the nick of time.
As I twisted my wrist, the gate hit the ground,
I was getting the holeshot, the first turn I was bound.
But on the gas I was too hard,
I shot through the hay bails by several yards
I turned around and hit it again
So many to pass before I can win
First came the berm that lead up the hill
gripping with might to avoid a spill
accross a roller and then through the whoops
I've soiled my undies and it smells like poop
But wait, as BSWIFT is bound for the first turn
On the inside it's Rudolph - pushes him over the berm
BSWIFT hits the dirt, with style and with grace
Now he's got dirt in an embarrassing place:scream:
But all is not lost as he remounts his steed
He's catching Rudolph, he's making him bleed.
The finish in sight, they are neck to neck
as BSWIFT passes Rudolph, yes he got him back.
And Santa was watching and scratching his head,
was this a clean pass or was it bad?
Then he decided and said with a glow
All this is racing, good fun, ho ho ho
He spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
And filled his tank with some of RichRohrich's work.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, off the starting line he rode!
He sprang off the line and his team gave a cheer,
And away he flew, dressed in all new Fox gear.
But they heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
It has been slow at work so far today so here is my attempt:confused:
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
The bikes were all stored in the garage with the gear
In hopes the riding season would soon reappear
The riders were all snug in their beds
With visions of racing in their heads
And me at the keyboard and AJ in his cast
Had just recovered from his latest crash
When on DRN there rose such a clatter
Rich was answerring another gas matter
Off to the monitor I flew like a fool
Tore my new jersey on a tire tool
The dust on the newly groomed track
Gave a coating on the new air filters tack
When what to my eyes should appear
But Gomer with a new wooly dear!
With a young lady so nimble and quick
I knew in a moment who was at the stick
More rapid than 4 strokes her KTM came
She whistled and shouted 'Gospeedracers my name!'
Now Big Lou! Now Justql! Now Bswift and Michelle!
On Wolf! On Zoomer! JG I hope you are well
To the top of the whoops! to the top of the jump
Rev it out! Rev it out!...Oh it's just Thump
As mud and parts from the bike fly
That Billywho is one fast guy!
So up to the triple TwinSpar came
and swerved to the side missing it all the same
And then in an instant I heard in the trees
The cursing of Motosparx 'Someone help me please"
As I cruised to the checkpoint in last place
I wanted to wipe that smile from Offroadrs face
Lori in her gear from head to foot
Her KTM was so shiny to boot
A bundle of tools he had flung on his back
Eric Gorr was the hero at the track!
Mully's eyes how they twinkled! His tickets he waved
his raffle succeeded...another wasp he had braved
Wardy's class was delayed due to rain
Now how will I ever race in a main
The fire he holds back everyday
Leads many Flamers to say
SeniorKX stop deleting my posts
or off to RMD I go to boast!
Pokie and Shiftless a right fine pair
Gave Dirtweek a very classy air.
with a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
jeremy made me promise to never ride red
He spoke not a word as he wheelied
I knew he was Patman...really
And pulling his cape up to his nose
his pants dropped again...That's how it goes
Okie sprang to his seat and gave a whistle
And his friends all came fast as a missile
I heard him exclaim as he put up a byte
MERRY CHRISTMAS to DRN on this very special night