possible bio issue discovered at Valley Ranch !

[slo' mo]

URGENT WARNING:

IRVING, TX (AP) November, 2001 -- The Dallas Cowboys' early morning football

practice was delayed on Tuesday for nearly two hours at the team's Valley
Ranch Facility. One of the players, while on his way onto the practice
field,
noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the field.

Coach Dave
Campo immediately suspended practice while the Irving Bureau of
Investigation & FBI were called in to investigate. After a complete field
analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players

was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that

the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

 

[gospeedracer]

:eek:

 

[justql]

Way to funny.:) :) :)

 

[KiwiBird]

Even as a die hard Dallas fan I found that sadly funny.

 

[XRpredator]

That one's been floating around. We used it referring to our hapless Idaho Vandals, who are also 0-fer this year. :( :ugg:

 

[ktmboy]

As a long time NON-fan, I find this highly amusing.:)

 

[txvintage]

ARRGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at it this way, a few years ago, the DEA would have been called:scream:

 

[taraker]

FYI - Jerry Jones is the Antichrist.........:scream:

 

[biglou]

Not surprisingly, there is a KC Chiefs version of that one going around.:o It's just about time to bust out the paper bags. This week is San Diego and Mr. Flutie. Doesn't look good. Just keep saying to yourself "It's a rebuilding year". Year after year after year...