Random Thoughts...

[Kav]

Why is it we never buy a tent at a "tent sale"?

Why are we so untrusting that we need to have some one sells us a certified used car? Do you really think you’re getting scammed with a new car?

What about a car commercial where the car is on a strait and dry road with nothing on it. The perfect road if you will. And they still have a caption that reads “professional drive on a closed course. Do not attempt.”

If nothing sticks to Teflon how did they make Teflon coated pans?

I use to really believe in those “Drink milk commercials.” The one where the skinny kid is standing in front of a mirror and sees a reflection of some buff dude with a good lookin’ gal hanging off of his arm. And buff dude says something like “keep drinking milk kid and you’ll grow up to look like me.” What a load of crap that was, after twenty years. I’m 6’3” and I’m still skinny, but at least I have strong bones.

I am not a Ninja, pure and simple. No complaints there really. I would get tired of random enemy Ninjas flippin’ through the window at the most inopportune times ready to throw down. Think about it. Do you want to get out of bed start eating some Golden Grams and have to dude come diving through your window? Or how about driving down the road and some guy dives in though the windshield? Although the windshield repare guy is going to love you I don’t think insurance is going to pay for it. (You can only blame a rock some many times.)

Why is every one’s computer password something like **** or *****? No wonder there is so many hackers.

Apparently you want you use the natural stuff for your “formula” :think:

 

[ChopperDave]

I avoid ninjas at all costs, except when on my chopper, then I enjoy them as a good snack. :laugh:

 

[Green Horn]

Whatever you two are smokin', gimme some. :laugh:

 

[XRpredator]

While I have not had the experience of the ninjas busting in my windows to throw down, I am wary of purple future monkeys riding robot horses and teaching liquid metal leeches to line dance.

 

[Tony Eeds]

While I have not had the experience of the ninjas busting in my windows to throw down, I am wary of purple future monkeys riding robot horses and teaching liquid metal leeches to line dance.

Good ludes?

 

[Kav]

While I have not had the experience of the ninjas busting in my windows to throw down, I am wary of purple future monkeys riding robot horses and teaching liquid metal leeches to line dance.

I’m not too wary of the monkeys they could much to teach us. Like what it’s like to be purple, or the art of poo flingin'. But the liquid metal leeches are another story. First it’s not like you can keep one as a pet. You can’t put them in a cage, they would just ooze out, and you can’t put them in a aquarium. Since they are liquid metal leeches they would melt the glass.

I wish Armadillos weren’t prone to leprosy. I’d like to have one as a pet. :(

Oh by the way. all the stop signs in Turky say "DUR"