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ellandoh

dismount art student

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if your gonna do something you'll regret in the morning its always best to sleep in ................say that b4 first whiskey shooter

 

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Oldschooldeathwish

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• May 2, 2005

• #52

I forgot this one
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention

 

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bsmith

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• May 2, 2005

• #53

Proxy Said "Well, paint some hair around it and you'll probably find it."

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You forgot about turning out the lights ;)

 

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BradFrost

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• #54

I advocate the appreciation of inner beauty.
If it's inna... beauty! :)

 

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BradFrost

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• #55

Confucius say: Man who masterbate.... come in handy.

 

BadgerMan

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• May 2, 2005

• #56

biglou said:

I think I got this on DRN somewhere: "If it's broke, I can fix it. If it ain't broke, I can fix that too." :)

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"If I can't fix it, I can a least fix it so nobody else can"! :laugh:


Some of my favorites......most of them used regularly by my late father:

"Colder than a well digger's a$$"

"Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra"

"Hotter than Dutch love"

"Hotter than Billy Hell"

"Tighter than a bull’s a$$"

"His mouth runs like a whippoorwill’s a$$ in blueberry season" :rotfl:




Oh, and then there were the threats of physical violence (picture my dad saying this when I neglected to mow the lawn):

"I’ll hide my foot!"

"I’ll bust my foot off in your a$$!"

"Would you like a knuckle sandwich?"

"I’ll slap you to a peak and then I’ll slap the peak off!"

"I’ll hit you so hard your grand kids will feel it!"

 

2strok4fun

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• May 3, 2005

• #57

From my Grandma referring to coffee.

Do you take it black, or are you going to sissy it up.

I drink it black since. :)

 

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cr250can

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• May 3, 2005

• #58

from my dad. " that's enough to piss the pope off on good friday."

 

JPIVEY

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• May 3, 2005

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Fear is not being ignored, it just hasn't caught up yet

or

old age is not being ignored, it just hasn't caught up yet

 

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Hollywood450

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• #60

Baseball, Basketball, and Football require one ball.
Motocross requiers two. :laugh:

 

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sparky970

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• #61

Are those your legs, or are you riding a chicken? :nener:

 

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Moto Squid

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Life is NOT a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather, skid in sideways, throttle in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!

Your mom :nener:

when in doubt throttle out

 

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Dirtbike'n man

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• Jun 2, 2005

• #63

you suck at life.

a chickins heads only an inch wide but its smart enough to get out of the rain


there are more but i doubt that they wouldn't get bleeped

 

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highmileage

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• Jun 3, 2005

• #64

May not be exactly polictically correct

"Busier than a one legged man at an azz kickin' party"