- Mar 9, 2001
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Ten reason why Trick or Treat is better than Sex:
10. you are guaranteed to get something in the sack
9. if you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again
8. you don't have to compliment the person that gives you some
7. the uglier you look the more you get
6. it's ok if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are
5. forty year from now you'll still like candy
4. if you don't like what you get you can go next door
3. it doesn't matter if anyone hears you moaning and groaning
2. less quilt the morning after
And the number one reason
1. you can do the whole neighborhood
Have a Happy and Safe Halloween
10. you are guaranteed to get something in the sack
9. if you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again
8. you don't have to compliment the person that gives you some
7. the uglier you look the more you get
6. it's ok if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are
5. forty year from now you'll still like candy
4. if you don't like what you get you can go next door
3. it doesn't matter if anyone hears you moaning and groaning
2. less quilt the morning after
And the number one reason
1. you can do the whole neighborhood
Have a Happy and Safe Halloween
