Terrorism Alert In France

Farmer John

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TERRORISM ALERT IN FRANCE

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

 

Kawidude

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I've got some people I need to forward that to!

 

Ol'89r

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Farmer John said:

effectively disabling their military.

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They have a military???? :laugh: :rotfl: :rotfl:

 

wardy

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oh my that is good.

 

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Ol'89r said:

They have a military???? :laugh: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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oh yeah! thats were the basis for the girl scouts came from...evil @ss cookie pimps... :rotfl:

 

gwcrim

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Farmer John said:

The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

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:rotfl:

 

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mtk

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Have you seen the deals on surplus French military rifles?

Never fired; only dropped once.

:)

 

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theturbojosh

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: those French :|

 

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GhostRider32

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Here's another one. Go to google.com and type in French military victories and select I'm feeling lucky. :rotfl:

 

Okiewan

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google.com, put in: Miserable failure , then click "I'm feeling lucky"

lol

 

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mtk

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What do you get when you type in "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys?" :) :rotfl: :laugh:

 

Okiewan

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mtk said:

What do you get when you type in "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys?" :) :rotfl: :laugh:

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You get this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese+eating+surrender+monkeys

 

3SuperSports

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Too funny.