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[QUOTE="a454elk, post: 416576, member: 23609"]
Is this true?

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN...  
~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. 
~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.  
~ The best parking place is determined by shade  instead of distance. 
~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.  
~ You can make sun tea instantly. 
~ You  learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.  
~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little   chilly. 
~ You discover that in July it only takes 2  fingers to  steer your car. 
~ You discover that you  can get sunburned through your car window. 
~ You  actually burn your hand opening the car door. 
~ You break into  a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. 
~  Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get  knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" 
~ You  realize that asphalt has a liquid state. 
~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. 
~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. 
~ The cows are giving evaporated milk
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