That explains it!

[Patman]

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Any Questions?

 

[Okiewan]

Makes perfect sense.

 

[zio]

Then howcome I never thought of that?

 

[Strick]

Originally posted by zio
Then howcome I never thought of that?

"slowest buffalo" Ring a bell??

And I thought you were a rocket scientist
:mad:

 

[XRpredator]

Originally posted by zio
Then howcome I never thought of that?

Obviously haven't had enough beer yet!

I think I'll work on getting smarter when I get home. :confused:

 

[zio]

Originally posted by Strick
And I thought you were a rocket scientist
:mad:

Where'd you get that? He said drink beer, not sniff glue.:p

My daddy always told me slow and steady wins the race. So there!:moon:

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Pat - Spin it anyway you want. When your your excessive consumption dropped your IQ below your body temperature you bought a KTM. If you keep drinking your IQ and your waist size will pass each other going in opposite directions as you load your brand new Honda 50 Step Thru into the truck to attack the local hare scrambles race :scream:

 

[Strick]

Originally posted by Rich Rohrich
When your your excessive consumption dropped your IQ below your body temperature you bought a KTM. :scream:

Boooooooo!

 

[Shaw520]

Lemme get this straight, Patman and Shaw drank an excessive amount of beer,..our body temps dropped below our waste size,...Which always causes Pats pants to fall off.....in turn creating a dramatic defecit in our P's&Q's,.. leading us into buying KTM's,.....and now we have dain bramage.:eek: