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[QUOTE="Nestrick, post: 861924, member: 45162"] [I]Sorry, our operators are busy with another customer ... so I'll try to answer your questions here.[/I] The [B]BERMINATOR[/B] is uniformly illegal in all 50 states and is doubly illegal in California where it has received the Black & White Skull & Crossbones sticker ... due its potential kinetic destructivity it cannot be made legal, however the folks at Baja Designs are currently designing new Infra-Red lighting to enhance its stealthy night vision scopes and make midnight operation more feasible. So, in a 'nut' shell ... the [B]BERMINATOR[/B] is not for the timid, the kind, the benevolent, the sniveling or anyone who is not a REAL MAN! A trailer hitch is standard ... most folks use it to tow their regular transportation to the 'test site" ... that way they can make a clean getaway in case there are too many tree huggers in the woods that day. Regarding 'on-board' facilities ... the [B]BERMINATOR[/B] has an optional [B]"Fecal Flipper"[/B] that can be installed for those who can't wait. When combined with the standard [B]"Urine Cannon"[/B] this baby can reduce any trail competition to a pile of stinking refuse in seconds. It gives a whole new meaning to the term ... "taking a dump" ... and certainly puts some "zing in your fling!" We're sure you'll love the only available color ... [I]Friendly Forest GREEN[/I] ... we try to paint our machine in the best light possible to make their owners more comfortable while out thrashing Mother Nature ... only a loser would try to fool her! We hope these answers resolve your need to be inquisitive ... we have found that most people have way too many questions to suit our principles ... we prefer those who get out and "hit the trails" ... be advised your unit is on the way, use it appropriately* terry nestrick CEO & Chief Muckaluck Binford BERMINATOR Corp. *********************************** [*as in the case of several other products we have manufactured, we encourage the end user to use it appropriately but we have no idea how that might be given its current state of misdesign.] [/QUOTE]
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