The Pope, a bear, an environmentalist

[BadgerMan]

On a tour of Alaska, the Pope went to the mountains for some sight seeing. Suddenly there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. An environmentalist wearing a "Save the Whales" T-shirt was struggling frantically, trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious environmentalist from the bear. Then they threw the bear on the bed of their pickup truck and placed the injured environmentalist in the back seat.

The Pope said to the loggers, "Bless you for your brave actions! I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that love overcomes differences." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers said, "That was the Pope. He has access to all God's wisdom."

Another logger said, "He may have access to all God's wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting.... By the way, is the bait holding up OK or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?" :rotfl:

 

[rm_racer]

LOL,
I have one just like like that, that I got in a email, only its about shark fishing.
The Pope, Leaf and Canadien Fans

On a winter tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just offshore. A helpless man, wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot long shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up
with three men wearing Montreal Canadiens jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Leaf fan from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it too, into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the
beach. "I give you my blessing for you brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Canadien and Leafs fans, but I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?" It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's
wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about shark fishing.

By the way, is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get
another one?"