This isn't as bad as the doggie doo-doo thread but...
It was opening night at the Orphism and The Amazing Claude was topping the
bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
stuff.
As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
who
invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience." The
excitement
was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch
from
his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special
watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Crap!" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
It was opening night at the Orphism and The Amazing Claude was topping the
bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
stuff.
As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
who
invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience." The
excitement
was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch
from
his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special
watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Crap!" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theater.