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[QUOTE="YZ Joust, post: 398454, member: 28521"] Remeber the big fat chick on Duece Bigalo? I unfortunatly work w/ a chick that looks identical to that chick only she has hairy legs and pits.... OMG, it's so nasty... ;) With that said I offer the following: Yo Mamma So Ugly... just after she was born, her mother said "Oh, what a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, now let's go bury it." when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals. she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning. they push her face into dough to make Halloween cookies. they didn't even give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars. instead of putting the bungee cord on her ankle, they put it on her neck. she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. when she walks into a bank, they turn the surveillence cameras off. her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. when she walks down the street people say, "Damn, is it Halloween already?" the government moved Halloween to her birthday. if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects. they pay her to put her clothes on in a strip club. she made an onion cry. they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hoursfor a quote. she tried to a bath but the water jumped out. even Rice Krispies won't talk to her. Ted Dansen won't date her. on Halloween she Trick or Treats via phone. she had to drunken her baby to brest feed it. she turned Medusa to stone. people go as her for Halloween. when she sits in sand (like on a beach) cats try to bury her. she scares the roaches away. I heard your dad first met her at the pound. [/QUOTE]
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