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[QUOTE="JMD, post: 910060, member: 24087"]
And now, from our home office in McKinney, Texas, the Top 10 Comments We've overheard about Bubba lately:

Number 10:  Was that a face plant, or is he just doing “the worm” again?
Number 9.  I’ve seen him dance; are you sure he’s not white?
Number 8.  I’ve got your “sprinkler” right here.
Number 7.  Let’s see: Fifth, crash.  Third, crash.  Win, crash.  Win—what comes next?
Number 6.  I think that’s the Bubba Scrub, but I didn’t know he did it with his face.
Number 5.  Carmichael has a move named after him, too, and he does it every year.  They call it the Title Grab.
Number 4.  So many champions to disrespect, so little time.
Number 3.  I hear he’s exactly what NASCAR is looking for: a cocky, trash talking, crash-prone newbie from the farm leagues who wears outrageous outfits while he bad-mouths the legendary champions of the sport and does embarrassing little end-zone dances when he wins.  Oh wait, I was thinking of Wrestlemania.
Number 2.  Shut up and sing; er, race.

And the number one comment overheard lately about Bubba:

At least he’s not Alessi.
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