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[QUOTE="70 marlin, post: 440783, member: 19522"] t: Anybody need a sign??? > By Andy Rooney > > "Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". > That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them > anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see > your sign." > > It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and > there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and > says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice > a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." > > A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled > his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and > this idiot on the dock goes, ! "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. > Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." > > I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There > was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test > it. "All right, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They > want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts > when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna > lose it." > > Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those > side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my > truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't > resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just > swelled right up on me. Here's your sign." > > We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the > house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the > house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, > then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I > could have stopped him. > > I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you > know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I > couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and > eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his > basic questioning ..okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear > of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I > couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then > back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge...here's your sign." > > I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, > "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. > Here's your sign." [/QUOTE]
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