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[QUOTE="woodsy, post: 988821, member: 27856"] Well ya did'er that time YZMAN! ya beat me to the punch - CONGRATS!! I only have a few things to add that you missed.. Look in the dictionary under "Did He Have??" and you will see: Question asked by innocent bystander after the rear door of Ted's Van is popped open and camera has flashed (see pic above).. "Did He Have" preceeds "his pants on yet" by innocent bystander who opened the door ;) Look under FUN in the dictionary and it will say: Riding in the rain with three good friends, in the dark, on a SLIMY trail with PLENTY of mud holes and a surprise around every corner!! Look under FUNNY and you will see: Passing Don's YZ400 on a TTR225 cause he is stuck on a downed tree and he hadn't learned the proper techique for braiding a trail yet! :rotfl: Look under "NOT SO" and you will find: A mumbled voice under Woodsy's helmet when he hears YZMAN400 laughing at him after Woodsy crashed thru a downed branch across the trail.. "NOT SO" is normally followed by the term "FUNNY" when this happens: :think: Look under WOAAAAA NELLY and you will find: Improper technique of trail braiding forcing the front end of your TTR into the crotch of a tree - rider thereof losing 10 minutes of ride time prying bike loose.. Look under "Why Did" and you will find: A question imposed on your's truely everytime he is behind "YT2" (Young Ted's Twin) and YT2 cruises thru a trail braid and leaves me miles behind because I am stuck on the log in the trail. He then comes back to get me and states - "Why Did" you do that. Look under "Trail Fog" and you will see: Displacement of dense fog conditions found on single track directly after YZMAN's YZ400 and Huby's XR200 have blasted thru a 2 foot deep mud hole thereby causing a "trail fog" conditon from hot engines getting soaked and the resulting steam cutting visiblity to 0 INSTANTLY!! Look under "JOKERS" and you will see: SEE PIC OF YZMAN AND HUBY above.. Look under "Suspicious Police Possibility" and you will see: Flashes in the woods very simular to a police squad car's flashing lights found just before entering the White Cloud Trail Head.. If this condition presents itself watch for a "JOKER" hiding behind a tree taking pictures in the dark!! Look under "CAN"T FIND" and you will see: The picture that Don took of the little bridge that we rode to was about 40 feet away from us and, ummmmmmmm, Woodsy (me) "can't find" it.. Funny how the camera could so easily.... Look under "Excellent Warranty" and you will see: Warranty coverage of GLS System sold by INCA Inc. out of Illinois.. I have heard these things are warrantied for life and I now believe it!!!! Look under "Heaven Forbid" and you will find: A non favorable condition that you will find your self facing if you ever ride with Huby and he has eaten something called "Philbin Spicy Chicken Something". Look under "Down Wind" and you will find: A gagging YZMAN after a "Heaven Forbid"!! Look under "Yahoos" and you will see: Those willing to ride in the rain, after dark, in the cold, with possible people with loaded guns in the woods, thru the slime, over the whoops, across the wet logs when they could be home in a nice warm dry house...... Look under "Steamed Windows" and you will find: A VERY noticeable conditon of saturated air found inside of any vehicle that is packed with SOAKED riding gear that is properly warmed thoroughly from the heater of the car resulting in "Steamed Windows".. Normally the outside air must be below 15 degrees for this condition to be unovercomable by the auto's defrost system.. HOWEVER!!! HISTARICAL LAUGHING will also cause this same phenomonom if done within the confines of said vehicle after following "YAHOOS" on trail for 2 hours.. Look under "Nice Folks" and you will find: Employees at the Taco Bell in Fremont who allowed 2 "yahoos" to remain inside the resturant for almost 2 HOURS after they had closed!!!! Look under "Stubborn Rascallion" and you will find: A certain individual who refuses to stay over night at Woodsy's house instead of driving home to Chicago after leaving the "Nice Folks" behind!! Look under "Shoulda" and you will find: ANYONE that coulda been there for that ride tonight SHOULDA!!!!! RIde on brotha's! Woodsy :ride: [/QUOTE]
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