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[QUOTE="Smit-Dog, post: 696905, member: 25436"] Buy a blank card with something sexy/romantic on the front. Something to remind her of your world before kids, of the wild, passionate, romantic lust that put your loins in a tizzy for hours on end (not that they aren't in a tizzy now, but you know what I mean). The front of the card sets the stage. Open it up. Write her a letter from the heart, exposing your deepest love, how beautiful she is doing the littlest thing (laugh, smile, kiss, fart... you get the drift). Let down your guard, express your heartfelt appreciation, your kinkiest desires (all the legal ones anyway), and how wonderful life is with her in your world. Either that or black thong wrapped around a bottle of Two-Finger Tequila usually does it... Report back tomorrow... pictures included.... on second thought, a written report would suffice... [/QUOTE]
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