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> HOW TO BATHE THE CAT!
>
>1. THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE TOILET.
>
>
>2. LIFT THE LID AND ADD SHAMPOO.
>
>
>3. FIND AND SOOTHE CAT AS YOU CARRY IT TO THE BATHROOM.
>
>
>4. IN ONE SWIFT MOVE, PLACE CAT IN THE TOILET, CLOSE THE LID AND STAND ON
>TOP SO CAT CANNOT ESCAPE.
>
>
>5. THE CAT WILL SELF-AGITATE AND PRODUCE AMPLE SUDS. (IGNORE RUCKUS FROM
>INSIDE TOILET, CAT IS ENJOYING THIS)
>
>
>6. FLUSH TOILET THREE OF FOUR TIMES. THIS PROVIDES A POWER RINSE, WHICH IS
>QUITE EFFECTIVE.
>
>
>7. STAND AS FAR FROM TOILET AS POSSIBLE AND QUICKLY LIFT THE LID.
>
>
>8. CLEAN CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET AND OUTDOORS, WHERE IT WILL AIR
>DRY.
>
>
>SINCERELY,
>
>THE DOG
> HOW TO BATHE THE CAT!
>
>1. THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE TOILET.
>
>
>2. LIFT THE LID AND ADD SHAMPOO.
>
>
>3. FIND AND SOOTHE CAT AS YOU CARRY IT TO THE BATHROOM.
>
>
>4. IN ONE SWIFT MOVE, PLACE CAT IN THE TOILET, CLOSE THE LID AND STAND ON
>TOP SO CAT CANNOT ESCAPE.
>
>
>5. THE CAT WILL SELF-AGITATE AND PRODUCE AMPLE SUDS. (IGNORE RUCKUS FROM
>INSIDE TOILET, CAT IS ENJOYING THIS)
>
>
>6. FLUSH TOILET THREE OF FOUR TIMES. THIS PROVIDES A POWER RINSE, WHICH IS
>QUITE EFFECTIVE.
>
>
>7. STAND AS FAR FROM TOILET AS POSSIBLE AND QUICKLY LIFT THE LID.
>
>
>8. CLEAN CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET AND OUTDOORS, WHERE IT WILL AIR
>DRY.
>
>
>SINCERELY,
>
>THE DOG