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Message: [QUOTE="a454elk, post: 574659, member: 23609"] You have to start when they are in the womb. Grab momma and bring her to the garage. Now, there are two paths to go down, first, the good side, start your 2 stroker and blast away, get that lil one used to the noise. It'll also help drown out mom when she's yackin back at ya. You can hook up a small nipple to a clean premix bottle and use it for feeding too, works wonders. The other path, well, it's the dark side path. Grab your favorite 4 stroker and fire away with mom sittin right near the end of the pipe. I know, I know, she'll complain and say it just isn't good for the little bundle but I saw HOGWASH! After the birth, make recordings of your bikes and play them to put him/her to sleep, screw the high dollar fancy devices they got at Walmart. When they are ready, you will know. Push them down the road, helmet on of course and see what happens. If they fall, forget to put their feet down (common problem) they just ain't ready yet. Some never are ready, look at Milk, PK and Twinny to name a few. Those baffoons are just accidents waiting to happen. Anyway, don't let mom sway ya and say it's too dangerous. It's all about being a good Daddy and watching over the lil tikes at there times of need, and any other time for that matter. Teach them respect of the land, the neighbors and the faster riders, not necessarily in that order. Good luck Elk [/QUOTE]