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Message: [QUOTE="VintageDirt, post: 824694, member: 21172"] I like to lay on the couch and watch TV in my underwear. Every once in awhile I'll eat a frozen pizza and down a six-pack of what ever's on sale. To stay in shape, and pay a few bills, I mow my ex-wifes lawn and clean her pool. I get a kick out of showing up in my work boots and cut-offs while she's entertaining guests. For some reason my butt gets real itchy so I have to scratch a lot while I'm edging the lawn with my old Homelite trimmer, which is belching pre-mix left over from DW02 (at least the party guests don't have to worry about west nile virus, Hahaha). Of course I get hungry from all the hard work so I gotta dive into the chex mix with old butt-itchin, chain-cleanin', filter-oilin' fingers. It's good to have hobbies other than just dirt bikes because a diverse set of interests makes a person very desirable to the opposite sex. Hey, it's workin' for me it could work for anyone. :) [/QUOTE]