What's Scarier... Okie in a floral dress or...

[biglou]

How about Papakeith ("King of the vintage bikes") on a brand new 2002 CRF450R?
BWahaha! I'm evil, pure evil, I tell ya!:p

 

[LWilson250]

Rich is ALWAYS scary!!! He needs no hat or mask!:p

Lee W.

lol....:D

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Here's a nightmare scenario....

You're asleep--perhaps dreaming of your last "date" with your favorite sheep. You awaken with a jolt, and realize that is is VERY dark. TOO dark.... You fumble around in the darkness (What's that? It feels like shag carpet!) and find your pants. You reach in the pocket and pull out a lighter. You flick the lighter and realize that you're in a van...down by the river. You look around in a daze and notice two bodies lying next to each other in the floor. Fearing the worst, you mange to croak "Hey". The bodies move, and you feel a rush of relief. Until...

...Gomer and Ivan sit up, smile, and say "Hey, baby!" :scream:

 

[Patman]

Had me scared there for a minute until you said "find your pants", then I knew I was safe.:confused:

That's a pretty scary story none the less JP, man were you tortured as a child or something? Cripes man you make Stephen King look like Dr. Suess!:eek:

 

[Papakeith]

Originally posted by BigLou
How about Papakeith ("King of the vintage bikes") on a brand new 2002 CRF450R?

:think Who would that be scarier for? The people who had to watch,
or for the bike that has to carry me?:eek:

 

[Papakeith]

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[biglou]

Pat-When Freddie Kruger has nightmares, they're about Julius!:scream: :p

 

[Old CR goat]

Then you realize you can't get the door open on the van:scream: baaaaah

 

[Patman]

But they told me it sticks sometimes and had to be opened from the outside.:scream:

 

[JuliusPleaser]

That was a factory option on Ivan's Mystery Machine--Sheep-proof locks.

 

[XRpredator]

"Those aren't pillows!":scream:

LMAO!

 

[Senior KX Rider]

:)