Your 09 HS Champ

09oneL · Dec 10, 2009

If Skippy has chosen the right Woman he will be fine. I got really lucky and I would be lost without her. She knows the way I am and is not bent on changing me. I am a self proclaimed proud to be azzhole and that is me (she knows I mean well).

You must have "hand" (from sienfeld) unless you are a passive aggressive type and want to follow. If you are then you are done doing expensive sports and hobbies.

I have found all woman are at times psycotic. you will have to deal with episodes but, I find it's worth it in overall picture.

Not trying to upset the woman rider group here. Men are generally azzholes sometimes. but, we generally at least make common sense. - this is not going well

Yam7M · Dec 10, 2009

Come on in Fred!! The waters fine!!! :) :yikes: :)

I too have an awesome wife. I just wish that Scotty B would leave her alone. :yell:

At least she got snipped, so I don't have to raise another one of his kids!

Note to Skippy: watch Scotty closely! :nod:

MuddyBuddy · Dec 10, 2009

09oneL said:
I have found all woman are at times psycotic.

Geez, you could at least spell psychotic correctly!!! Men may not bleed, but they have their own brand of PMS induced periods!! :nener:

09oneL · Dec 10, 2009

MuddyBuddy said:
Geez, you could at least spell psychotic correctly!!! Men may not bleed, but they have their own brand of PMS induced periods!! :nener:

I take this as you agree with me :cool:

I spell so bad at times the checker does not pick it up. Thanks for the correction.

I am aggogant too!

"The female of the species is more deadlier than the male"

MuddyBuddy · Dec 10, 2009

09oneL said:
I take this as you agree with me :cool:

I spell so bad at times the checker does not pick it up. Thanks for the correction.

I am aggogant too!

"The female of the species is more deadlier than the male"

Haha! Yes yes, I know I need to work on my spelling too! I at least apologized to whatzhisface. :cool:

Nope, won't disagree with your comment that women are psychotic. However, I wouldn't say all women, but rather some are psychotic. Besides, isn't it more exciting when you don't know what to expect from day to day? Who wants to be the same boring level person day after day? Didn't your momma tell you never to trust anything that bleeds for five days and lives?? :p

Wolverine423 · Dec 10, 2009

Well done muddy :cool: I do like smart clever women!

Fred T · Dec 10, 2009

I hit the "LIKE" button

Yam7M · Dec 10, 2009

Ditto on the "like" button :)

Jordan414 · Dec 10, 2009

skippy1277 said:
HAHA Oh Kyle!

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Heim had Pastrana calling me Kyle, I'll get a good name for you soon, got a long winter ahead of me.

Good luck to you skippy, maybe getting married will slow you down a little...

Fred T · Dec 10, 2009

Jordan414 said:
skippy1277 said:

HAHA Oh Kyle!

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Heim had Pastrana calling me Kyle, I'll get a good name for you soon, got a long winter ahead of me.

Good luck to you skippy, maybe getting married will slow you down a little...

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Might make him faster....... since he may not spend so much time at the local watering holes and race sober.......something the Bersanos have never tried.

skippy1277 · Dec 10, 2009

Fred T said:
Jordan414 said:

Might make him faster....... since he may not spend so much time at the local watering holes and race sober.......something the Bersanos have never tried.

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Leason learned on that one......but the sad part is that bersono won that day and freddy handed it to me in the first section! Not my proudest moment!

And thoughs how don't know, Kyle is the charector in RoadTrip, you know the guy that kills the cheeta HAHA!!

Shagy100 · Dec 10, 2009

skippy1277 said:
Fred T said:

Leason learned on that one......but the sad part is that bersono won that day and freddy handed it to me in the first section! Not my proudest moment!

And thoughs how don't know, Kyle is the charector in RoadTrip, you know the guy that kills the cheeta HAHA!!

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thats funny $hit right there

Wolverine423 · Dec 11, 2009

Fred T said:
Jordan414 said:

spend so much time at the local watering holes and race sober.......something the Bersanos have never tried.

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Don't know of any others that can pound it hard the night before and race on Sunday as if Saturday night never existed....I'm sure it's a carb loading technique thats been perfected :) :cool:

UP Magoo · Dec 11, 2009

Wolverine423 said:
Fred T said:

Don't know of any others that can pound it hard the night before and race on Sunday as if Saturday night never existed....I'm sure it's a carb loading technique thats been perfected :) :cool:

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Don't forget Shipwreck... the master!

spktm2 · Dec 11, 2009

Hey Magoo,

I just saw you running out the back door of your office last week, when i was going in the front to let Eric know we sold our house up there. Just got a 2010 6 days sweet bike!

spktm
gold canyon az

Yam7M · Dec 11, 2009

Hey Skippy.....

You might want to get a subscription to this magazine....I think Scotty B's subscription ran out recently :cool:

Jordan414 · Dec 11, 2009

skippy1277 said:
Fred T said:

Leason learned on that one......but the sad part is that bersono won that day and freddy handed it to me in the first section! Not my proudest moment!

And thoughs how don't know, Kyle is the charector in RoadTrip, you know the guy that kills the cheeta HAHA!!

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Chris you are my hero... even after you messed with me in the last section of the upland enduro...

freewoco · Dec 11, 2009

skippy1277 said:
First I must address the youngster! I once thought the same thing.... but then I finally got some!! HAHA Oh Kyle!

Jordan414... Don't take girl advise from Skippy... I did, and now it burns when I pee...

freewoco · Dec 11, 2009

Where have I been for all of this??? I wish skippy the best of luck.

Eric Cartman: "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."
-South Park

Don Marsh · Dec 11, 2009

Mark is this the free subcripton KTM gives with every purchase? :cool:

Fred T · Dec 12, 2009

UP Magoo said:
Wolverine423 said:

Don't forget Shipwreck... the master!

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Shipwreck is like the "Tiger Woods" of pre-liquidating....er well maybe we need a different example now that Tiger is damaged goods but you get the point. NO ONE can come close. I did see him once with out a a beer in his hand.

Fred T · Dec 12, 2009

Don Marsh said:
Mark is this the free subcripton KTM gives with every purchase? :cool:

:coocoo:

Yam7M · Dec 14, 2009

Don Marsh said:
Mark is this the free subcripton KTM gives with every purchase? :cool:

Not sure on the magazine script, Don....

But I hear tell they do give you a pair of special-matching tennis shoes and a kool-aid pitcher?

skippy1277 · Dec 16, 2009

Yam7M said:
You might want to get a subscription to this magazine....I think Scotty B's subscription ran out recently :cool:

This couldn't be the subscription i need, my dirty dish pile hasn't been that bad sence i was single. Actually I think that is a recent photo of ScottyB's dirty dish pile! HA!
Kyle, how much allowance do you get to do the dishes these days?

bermbuster100 · Dec 16, 2009

A good friend pulled me aside and gave me some good advice before my third marriage. He took me out for lunch and wrote everything down that any man needs to know before getting married. In fact I still hav the HOOTERS napkin that he wrote it down on.

..it reads

1. If you plan on riding dirtbikes, you better figure on "earning" your right to ride. In other words, when she sees all of the $$ being spent on bikes and the living room still has the same orange shag that it did when you first got married, shat will hit the fan. She is going to want to see some of the $$ spent on her too. Not sure how you plan to do it, but PLAN to do it.

2. She may approve of booby mags when ur dating, but forget about it when she slips the ring on. I recommend taking the cover off some old moto mags and cover up your favorite bathroom read. Hide them in the extra toolbox that you buy with your wedding gift card.

3. NEVER NEVER NEVER marry a girl from Kentucky, West Virginia, or the upper pennisula of Michigan. The language barrier can put a toll on even the best marriages.

4. When you buy the engagement ring, put it on a credit card that defers any interest or payment UNTIL you get married. That way, SHE is also paying for it.

5. When she starts going "off" and "venting"
about a problem.....dont say a word, just listen. This will be difficult to do if you are a problem solver. AGAIN, VERY IMPORTANT....just listen.

6. Give at least one compliment a day. This trick can go a long ways. Give compliments at different times of the day so that she doesnt catch on to your strategy. The cool thing about this trick is that even if you dont mean it, she still thinks you do

7. If she makes alot more $$ than you, GOOD.....but refuse the pre-nup. She will still marry you, trust me.

8. Most important thing.....if there was no such thing as sex, would you still marry her? If the answer is yes thatn she is a keeper

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