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a454elk

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#26
There's something seriously wrong with you Papa!:p That gives me the creeps man.
 
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I about wet my pants when Okie's Fritos went flyyyyin' everywhere! LOL! :) It's almost as funny to see the pot callin' the kettle black. ;)
PapaK, that's NOT funny!
 

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#29
Originally posted by a454elk
There's something seriously wrong with you Papa!:p That gives me the creeps man.
Just wait till you open your mail :p


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#30
I'm with ya CR, seeing a flying snappin predator coming at you ain't a pretty sight. That lobster had snappage on his mind and I was the target.:scream:
 
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#31
What's wrong with you people? I was simply offering chips to everyone (in a 50 foot radius). I did'nt come out of my chair tho, now did I!

You've got to admit.. that bug was pretty jacked-up with his armor plated mohawk :scream:
 

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#32
Your preachin to the choir boss, you don't have to tell me. That bug just wasn't right, and he had an attitude to boot!:)

Offering chips, LOL, that's what I was doing with my powervalve parts!
 

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#33
Elkarillo on his way home tonight :) :) :)
 

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#34
Now THAT's funny, you think Elk would still be in that car! He'd make a new door----- out the bottom. :)
 

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I musta really skeered Elkarillo with the ones I posted before :)

It must really "Bite" when you have a fear of animals that work on instinct.

Me, "Fear? what is that? I'll try anything once, so far it has been raw squid (Latest) and it was yummy! Hey Elkie I'll bring som fresh Clams and sea weed to DW03 for a real New England style "Clam Bake" :)

Elk: "How do you eat those things?"
Irish: "Pry them open, carve them out of the shell, rinse the sand off them in salt water and dip them in butter, SLUUUURP! Down the Hatch!"

:) :) :)
 

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#38
Gawd ELK! I was praying for a repley! You are such a sisy!!!!!

LMAO You are a spinless ninny when it comes to sea food!

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#39
I can hear them. The spiders talk to me. They say "my life goal is to lay my eggs under Elk's Eppidermis"!
 

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Originally posted by motometal
I can hear them. The spiders talk to me. They say "my life goal is to lay my eggs under Elk's Eppidermis"!
LMAO! metal!

That's all there is to it!.........Elk is a Wus.....I know he has been here, just doesn't have the cahone's (sp) to repley.....What a sissy. :) :yeehaw:

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Phillip, if you could have been there to see Elk running from the crawdad(lobster? ha!) that Bundy had, you'd realize that he really IS a sissy when it comes to critters and bugs! That was hilarious! Hey Elk, how did you get the crawdad out of your helmet? :)

Thanks Bundy! :thumb:
 

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#42
Right here my pal CAl! :moon: :moon: That was no crawdad, it was a LOBSTER! And it took a dump in my lid.:|
Irish, where did you camp at DW02, oh wait, YOU DIDN'T GO!:moon: I'm ignoring you until next year.;)
 

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#43
What I thought was funny was when ELK jumped from the handful of grass I gave Shiftless to spook him with :)
 

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#44
For all the trash Elk spewed before DW02, I have to admit he back it up full-bore on the track Saturday in the "A" class race. I was glad I was hurt and had an exuse not to be out there getting spanked!
 

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#45
I tried to warn Twinny but he was too hard headed! I'd be happy to spank you in the pits if you'd like Gomer!:)
 

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#46
I only wish I would have gave Elk a few spoonfulls of smack before DW.

Seeing how I spanked him so decisively on the track........ :moon:
 

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#47
It was great seeing a woods guy SPANKING MX guys on their own turf!! Way to go Smitty! :thumb:
 

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#48
I felt sorry for him, arriving in the middle of the night and all.:) Smitty, next year, I'll give it another go.;) Cal, here, found this by your campsite :moon: :)
 

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#49
Elk,
It would help on your perspective if you stopped looking in the mirror :)


Listen up "Carlos" I've got your # and it sounds like "Screamin Like A Biatcooch"


Think you have something to counter?


NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll have my Guillie Suit set and be sniping you before you know what's going on!


Phillip


Is this Elks new sig line? "Phillip; an Elks worse Nightmare!"
 
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#50
Hmmm, Silence, "Don Jaun Carlo" has nothing to say?

Musta "Skeered" him with that 'Sniper' thingy :)


Phillip