Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
Too good not to pass on. Here's more.
>A good pun is its own reword.
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>A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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>A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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>My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
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>Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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>Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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>I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
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>A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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>Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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>I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
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>I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the
>axe.
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>If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes
>from morons?
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>A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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>Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
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>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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>Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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>Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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>Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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>Banning the bra was a big flop.
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>Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
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>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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>A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.>
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>A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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>Without geometry, life is pointless.
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>When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
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>Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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>Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
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>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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Too good not to pass on. Here's more.
>A good pun is its own reword.
>
>A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
>
>A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
>
>My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
>
>Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
>
>Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
>
>I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
>
>A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
>
>Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
>
>I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
>
>I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the
>axe.
>
>If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes
>from morons?
>
>A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
>
>Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
>
>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>
>Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
>
>Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
>
>Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
>
>Banning the bra was a big flop.
>
>Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
>
>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
>A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
>
>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.>
>
>A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
>
>Without geometry, life is pointless.
>
>When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
>
>Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
>
>Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
>
>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
>