Dear John

[Vic]

Dear Vic,

You did not log into our system for the past 10 days. If you fail to log into the
system before 30 pass, your email account, vic@dirtrider.net, will be emptied and
all messages will be deleted.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Best regards,
DRN WebMail team


But, I log on several times a day. :ohmy:

Please don't leave me. :(

 

[Okiewan]

that's the old system.... no worries

 

[biglou]

I had a girl leave me for a tractor salesman once. No, really. I got a John Deere letter... :eek:

I'll be here all week.

 

[Vic]

:>)

 

[Treejumper]

I'll be here all week.

Sounds like a good week to go on vacation. So where's everyone going? :nener:

 

[Farmer John]

So where's everyone going?

Tractor salesman convention of course. :moon:

 

[Tony Eeds]

Tractor salesman convention of course.

Not a New Holland I hope :yikes:

- - - -

Ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break upwith him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do.

He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

 

[Vic]

:rotfl:

 

[Treejumper]

Good one Tony! Are you going to be here all week too? ;)

 

[Tony Eeds]

Good one Tony! Are you going to be here all week too? ;)

Actually in and out! :laugh: