How to improve employee - employer relationships

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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross.

 

[bsmith]

Been there :)
We used to have these Friday breaks, @ 3pm they rolled out the barley pop buffet :p

 

[Senior KX Rider]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought"Beer breaks" :scream:

 

[thermal]

Wow....either you have ESP or beer on the brain.

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Must be that time of day :) :)

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Hey Pred...... Is it to early for a beer????? :)

 

[geremacheks]

Drunkenness is not really funny. It's really kind of sickening. And it kills innocent people just like all the other drugs. How many families here have been affected severely by drunks?

Can't stop talking, ready-to fist-fight, jump from the bar stool to the driver seat, obnoxious drunks. Who needs them. A good rule on these boards would be to ban this along with polo-tic-ss, re-ligionn, and Al Gooore.

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Who said anything about getting drunk???? :moon:

 

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Originally posted by geremacheks
Drunkenness is not really funny.

It is just like anything..........there are irresponsible people that spoil it for others.....like crazed dirt bike riders who tear up the soil and leave nasty ruts on the uphills. ;)

 

[whyzee]

geremacheks, how do you feal about it? really? :think: relax, I think the guys are just having a lil fun. :silly:

 

[bscottr]

LMAO......... :)

This one goes in the email outbox!


geremacheks,
Remember it's only a joke brother. I think I remember (not positive) why this is a sensitive subject to you. :think: But life without humor isn't living. :silly:

Scott

 

[Hucker]

I guess everyone has a personal point of view on things, I think its rather funny myself. No need to get upset about it, as it was a joke in the first place.

 

[bsmith]

Besides drunks I think all these kill people to, Guns, Politics, religion, war, protests, hunger, plains, trains, automobiles, motorcycles, bicycles, hunting, fishing, boating, fat, tobacco, and other people, so if we ban one we should ban them all :) :)

geremacheks-Don't let irresponsible people be your guide on how to perceive something ;) , I don't think I want all the golfers in your local country club to think all dirtbikers are irresponsable and tear up the golf greens :p

 

[MONKEYMOUSE]

Ha the one bar that my dad goes to has a big sine that says " We will call and pay for you cab if your drunk"

 

[KiDX]

The local law enforcement here will gladly bring you home if you're drunk.

 

[Battered Sav]

Must be that time of day
Hey Pred...... Is it to early for a beer?????
Yep, beer O'clock.