I'm having an "I hate my job" day...

homey

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When you have an "I hate my job" day tries this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be
very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw
the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during
your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit &
lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully
place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal
thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and
repeat out loud five times," I am so glad I do not work in quality control
at the Q-tip Company."
 
B

biglou

You know what the difference is between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?






Are ya ready?








Here it comes...









Answer: The taste. Thank you, I'll be here all week.
 

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I'm with ya ktmboy, darn near launched a breakfast burrito across my ofice.
 
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