"No problem, we can make it 52 more miles"

[a454elk]

Can anyone name this diesel owning fool? Come on, just give it a shot. I'll give you a hint...He talks funny and likes to pull wheelies up big sand hills.

And for an extra 50 points, can you name this location and why he is sitting there with that smile on his mug?

More to follow.....

 

[JWW]

:laugh: i know...i know

 

[VintageDirt]

Do I know him? He!!, I had lunch with him.

 

[Tony Eeds]

Yup, but what is he doing? :clue:
Waiting to put his chains on?
Waiting for the brush to explode spontaneously?
Waiting for the rain and mud to come?
Waiting for the hills to start shaking and turn to jelly?

 

[Treejumper]

He's sitting in line waiting for Area 51 to open up to public riding.

 

[a454elk]

He's contemplating the idea of adding diesel to an empty tank, hence the funny look on his face. He tried to RV-jack that guy who pulled over ahead but the dude couldn't understand him cause of his accent!

 

[TwinSpar]

He's contemplating the idea of adding diesel to an empty tank, hence the funny look on his face. He tried to RV-jack that guy who pulled over ahead but the dude couldn't understand him cause of his accent!

I know that dude. He's British and has a mexican cop friend. :moon: :laugh:

 

[GETMETOCA]

I think I know that guy. :clue:

 

[oldguy]

He's contemplating the idea of adding diesel to an empty tank, hence the funny look on his face. He tried to RV-jack that guy who pulled over ahead but the dude couldn't understand him cause of his accent!

Can you imagine the other guy going back and explaining to his wife/navigator how they must have taken a wrong turn somewhere because the natives selling trinkets along the road don't speak english

 

[bclapham]

I know that dude. He's British and has a mexican cop friend. :moon: :laugh:

twin spar should get an honorary degree in geography! :)

 

[XRpredator]

Do I know him? He!!, I had lunch with him.

Pancho Villa? :clue:

 

[a454elk]

His code name is "Lackadiesel" but answers to his Indian name of "Menohavenogas". He flies past gas stations with a single stomp of the pedal and shrugs off the idea of ever getting fuel. His idea of gassing up is chowing down some beans and a bowl of broccoli! "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!"

Oh, and Twinny tries to impress his wife by ordering at Olive Garden whilst using an East Coast Italian accent. :moon: Wasamatta you?! What a baffoon, I play Italian music on his voicemail and he calls it Meskin. :|

 

[VintageDirt]

I was sure I knew him. Now I ain't so sure. Is it Pancho or not?

Maybe it's a sheep herder.

 

[TwinSpar]

What a baffoon, I play Italian music on his voicemail and he calls it Meskin. :|

Yeah right. Admit it Vato. You were listening to Mariachis while dining at Pancho's Mexican Buffet. Don't lie either. I heard you raising that little flag in the background... you Peeeeeeg! :laugh:

 

[a454elk]

I got your Vato you baffoon. :moon: :moon:

 

[KiwiBird]

How can anybody run out of diesel? Those things go 426 miles towing a trailer at 80mph. I'm sure if the gas stations would have 6 mile long pump hoses it wouldn't be a problem.