Stupid State Laws, Got Some?

[Okiewan]

Germany (I know, it's not a state!) has a cool law----it's illegal to put preservatives in beer, so all of their beer is fresh. It also has to be naturally aged, not like the speedy process the brewers here use. If I ever get to go there I'm gonna need a designated driver!

Been there, done that! No shelf life, but there are brewery's everywhere, tons of great local brews.

 

[hoosierf]

Anyone walking the streets of Muncie, Indiana with less than $25 in their pocket is guilty of vagrancy....It's a college town!

 

[JPIVEY]

Ca. State law - No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Blythe, Ca.- You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows

Chico, Ca - Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine

Hollywood - It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Lodi, Ca. - It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

Pacific Grove, Ca. Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

And believe it or not , I was warned on this one

Temecula, Ca. - Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

Yep, I was riding my bike by Oscar Restaurant ( which has a duck pond ) as I made the right off of Ynez onto Rancho Calif Rd., I scared a duck and was pulled over, by a MC cop no less, told me to be aware that it's a city ordinance

 

[Sawblade]

In the state of Arkansas it is illegal to transport beer/liquor across the state line from a neighboring state. Go figure, the dry county I live in is the very NV corner of the state. Its 12 miles to the MO state line that has 5 liquor stores within the first mile after crossing the state line. On a weekend 95% of the tags say Arkansas on them! If the local officals would pull there heads out of there collective *** we could collect a lot of tax revenue that goes to MO.

 

[gwcrim]

Yep, I was riding my bike by Oscar Restaurant ( which has a duck pond ) as I made the right off of Ynez onto Rancho Calif Rd., I scared a duck and was pulled over, by a MC cop no less, told me to be aware that it's a city ordinance

Criminals of your ilk should be strung up by your private parts! The nerve.....

 

[Ol'89r]

Oklahoma is full of 'em,

3.2 beer. Real beer only available at liquor stores QUOTE]

Ha! Funny you should bring that up. :)

I can remember pulling into the pits at a couple racetracks in Oklahoma and as we drove back to the pit area we would have a group of people following our van until we parked. We figured they just wanted to see what was new and trick from Cali. :ohmy: WRONG!

When we got out they wanted to know; "Did you bring any Coors beer with you?' :rotfl:

 

[whyzee]

well I guess we know Louisiana has strict laws :| some sic bastages

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0901041pig1.html

Pig Poker Popped
Louisiana man allegedly violated PePie, a Vietnamese potbelly
SEPTEMBER 1--Meet Austin Gullette. The 45-year-old Louisiana man was arrested Monday night for pig fornication (technically known as a "crime against nature" in the bayou). According to Ouachita Parish Sheriff's deputies, Gullette's own sister caught him violating her animal, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly named PePie. She was alerted to the crime by the sound of squealing, which apparently emanated from the pig. If convicted of the felony count, Gullette--pictured in the below mug shot from the Ouachita Correctional Center--faces a maximum of five years in prison, where it would be a good idea not to admit what landed him in the clink