Patman

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Dec 26, 1999
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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand dune.
"One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the
dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes and then, silence. The voice once again calls out
"One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10
minutes of battle, again, silence. The Texan voice calls out gain
"One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a
terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men...... its a trap!.......There's two of them!!!
 
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