A little ditty about Rich and Diane...

[Smit-Dog]

... With apologies to John Mellencamp, sung to the tune of "Jack & Diane"...

Little ditty, ‘bout Rich and Dirty~D,
Two moto-heads, livin’ as they please
Richy gonna be a Motard star,
Diane keeps it on the pipe, runnin’ bar-to-bar

Suckin’ on exotic fumes outside Service Honda
~D’s sittin’ on Richy’s lap
She’s got her hand on this throttle
Richy say “Hey Diane let’s run off
behind the tower at Cooperland,
peel off those Daisy Dukes,
And I’ll let you have the upper-hand.”
And Richy Say…

Oh yea, the flamin’ goes on,
Long after thrill of the beat-down is gone,
Oh yea, say the flamin’ goes on,
Long after the thrill of the beat-down is gone, now get on

Richy hunkers down back at his shop,
Flow-tests another head and does his best Einstein.
Well you know Diane, we oughta mix another batch of VP
Diane clears the bench and says “Hey Baby, it’s time to work on me.”

Richy say a…

[chorus...]

Gonna get a bigger block,
Another drum of VP
Let the panty-waist posers come and
kiss my ASCII
Hold on to those Renthals as long as you can,
Triples come around real soon,
Separates the boy from the man

Little ditty, ‘bout Rich and Dirty~D,
Two moto-heads, livin’ as they please


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[Okiewan]

OMG!! LOL!!!

 

[biglou]

Dude, you have a gift! :laugh: :thumb:

 

[Rooster]

LOL, good stuff!

 

[XRpredator]

I was hoping for some mention of "fluffy bunny" . . .

that ROCKS! :aj:

 

[nikki]

Now that was awesome!!! :thumb: :thumb:

 

[Jamir]

mad props yo

 

[truespode]

That was too funny. Way to go :)

Ivan

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Originally posted by Smit-Dog
... With apologies to John Mellencamp[/i]

John should be apologizing to YOU. :)

 

[Danman]

:)

 

[Patman]

This one needs to be archived for all eternity! :laugh:

 

[RM_guy]

That was great! :)

 

[dirty~d~]

Phew! Now that I've caught my breath and my co-workers know I'm ok...

That was too damn funny!! :) :) :) You are a true artist my friend. :thumb: You rock!

 

[JPIVEY]

Oh, very good :laugh: :aj:

 

[GETMETOCA]

Damn, you're good at this stuff!

 

[bratt]

ROFL!!!!!!
That is absolute GOLD :laugh:

 

[Smitty]

Nice!

 

[Rich Rohrich]

TOO FUNNY :) Smit-Dog I think you missed your TRUE calling ;)

 

[Treejumper]

That was Great! :)

 

[Timr]

Who's recording it?  I'll shoot the video at DW.  :) :thumb:

 

[KelvinKDX]

:cool:

Truly fantastic!!

 

[Philip]

LMAO!!! :laugh: Great Job Smit-Dog. :thumb:

To take a line from O'brother "oh wee that was some mighty fine pick'n & a sing'n, come sign this paper I'm gonna give ya 10 dolla a piece" :laugh:

 

[oldguy]

I hope Jaybird is writing the lyrics down for the DW show

 

[Camstyn]

LMAO Smit, that was brilliant, thank you! :laugh:

 

[jmics19067]

:laugh: :thumb: