Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the Super
Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket and watch
as the three Southerners buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?" Asks one of
the Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the South.
They all board the train. The three Yankee men take their respective
seats but all three Southerners cram into a toilet together and close
the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket please. "The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and
save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return
trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three Southerners don't
buy any ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Yankee.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Southerners.
When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves into a
toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down the
way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners leaves
their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are
hiding.
The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please." :)
Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket and watch
as the three Southerners buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?" Asks one of
the Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the South.
They all board the train. The three Yankee men take their respective
seats but all three Southerners cram into a toilet together and close
the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket please. "The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and
save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return
trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three Southerners don't
buy any ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Yankee.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Southerners.
When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves into a
toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down the
way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners leaves
their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are
hiding.
The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please." :)
