bratt

Pain in da butt
Mar 22, 2002
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I thought I would give this posting a joke thing a try. So here it is Bratts first attempt at humor on DRN.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

* Indubitably
* Innovative
* Preliminary
* Proliferation
* Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

* Specificity
* British Constitution
* Passive-aggressive disorder
* Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

* Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
* Nope, no more booze for me
* Sorry, but you're not really my type
* Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
* Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
 
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