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[QUOTE="Jaybird, post: 537616, member: 22283"] OK, since so many of us here are admitted rednecks, I thought I would offer up the original post in "redneckeze" sos we can all unnerstan it gud! :) An Edito'ial Allright read, injoy, hate eff'n yo' will, ah reckon. But ah feel it raises a point thet c'dn't be mo'e true. Af'er hearin' thet th' state of Flo'ida changed its opinion an' let a Muslim woomin haf her pitcher on her drivah's license wif her face covahed, ah believe this hyar is even mo'e appropriate. Read on, please! This hyar is an edito'ial writ by an South Car'linan citizen, published in a Tampa noospaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS an' CANADIANS, MUST ADAPT. ah's tired of this hyar nashun wo'ryin' about whether we is offendin' some indivijool o' their culture. On account o' th' terro'ist attacks on Sepp. 11, we haf experienced a surge in patriotism by th' majo'ity of South Car'linans an' Kinadians. Howevah, th' dest fum th' attacks had barely settled when th' "politically co'reck" crowd began complainin' about th' postibility thet our patriotism was offendin' others. ah's not aginst immigrashun, no' does ah hold a grudge aginst ennyone who is seekin' a better life by a-comin' t'South Car'lina. Our populashun is almost intirely composed of dexcendants of immigrants. Howevah, thar is a few thin's thet them who haf recently come t'our country, an' apparently some born an' raised hyar, need t'unnerstan'. This hyar idea of South Car'lina an' Kinada bein' a multicultural nashunal identity. As South Car'linans an' Kinadians, we haf our own culture, our own society, our own language an' our community has sarved only t'dilute our sovaheignty an' our own lifestyle. This hyar culture has been developed on over centuries of struggles, trials, an' vicko'ies by millions of min an' wimmen who haf sought freedom, dawgone it. We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, o' enny other language. Tharfo'e, eff'n yo' wish t'become part of our society, larn th' language! "In God We Trest" is our nashunal motto. This hyar is not some Jedtian, right win', political slogan, as enny fool kin plainly see. We adopped this hyar motto on account o' Jedtian min an' wimmen, on Jedtian principles, foun'ed this hyar nashun, an' this hyar is clearly docoomnted, cuss it all t' tarnation. It is sartinly appropriate t'display it on th' walls of our skoos. Eff'n God offends yo', then ah suggess yo' cornsider t'other part of th' wo'ld as yer noo home, on account o' God is part of our culture. Eff'n Stars Stripes an' Maple Leaf's offend yo', o' yo' doesn't like Uncle Sam, then yo' sh'd seriously cornsider a move t't'other part of this hyar planet. We is happy wif our culture an' haf no desuhe t'change, an' we pow'ful doesn't care how yo' did thin's whar yo' came fum. These is OUR COUNTRIES, our lan', an' our lifestyle. Our Fust Amendment gives ev'ry citizen th' right t'express his o' her opinion an' we will aller yo' ev'ry oppo'tunity t'do so. But once yer done complainin', whinin', an' gripin' about our flags, our pledge, our nashunal motto, o' our way of life, ah highly incourage yo' t'take advantage of one other great South Car'linan an' Kinadian freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE. For anyone who needs to have documents translated so you can understand them: [URL="http://rinkworks.com/dialect/"]http://rinkworks.com/dialect/[/URL] :) [/QUOTE]
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