Another joke.

[mx547]

The Pope had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast and
was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a
limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he got in
the back of the limo and the Pope took the wheel. He turned onto
I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH. WHAM! The blue lights of
the State Highway Patrol flashed in his rearview mirror.
He pulled over and a trooper came to his window. When the
trooper saw who it was, he said, "Just a moment, please, I need
to call in."
The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.
He said, "I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I
need to know what to do."
The chief replied, "Who is it, not Ted Kennedy again?"
The trooper said, "No, even more important."
It isn't the Governor Jeb Bush is it?" asked the chief."
No, even more important," replied the trooper."
It isn't the President George Bush, is it?"
"No" replied the trooper, "even more important.""
Well, WHO the HECK is it?!" screamed the chief.
The trooper responded, "I don't know for sure but I think it
might be Jesus, because his chauffeur is the Pope!"

 

[JPIVEY]

HaHaHa............funny :thumb:

 

[70 marlin]

Very Cool!

 

[clutchcover]

:) :) :)

 

[holyroller1]

That's great :thumb:

 

[jharmon]

Good one. Here's another:

>As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having
>a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Dad, look
>at this,"
>and stuck out two of her fingers.
>
>Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in
>my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat
>them
>before I rushed out of the room again.
>
>When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
>fingers with a devastated look on her face.
>
>I said, "What's wrong honey?"
>
>She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

 

[Honda26]

that is disgusting ..but in a hilarious way.:)