Anthrax Stress Syndrome

[spanky250]

We have a new phsycological illness in this country, known as A.nthrax S.tress S.yndrome. Do you have a bad case of A.S.S.? Maybe you should see your doctor about your A.S.S., so you can get yout A.S.S. under control.

:confused: ;) :)

 

[LWilson250]

ROFLMAO!

Lee W.

 

[Jaybird]

Tom Brokaw has Big ASS!

"In cipro we trust!"
:scream:

 

[Gary B.]

Just think what all the junkies in the world would do if we could convince them someone put anthrax in the nation's cocanine supply. A little surprise in every bag!:eek:

 

[Vic]

A few visits with a good shrink will help you to kiss your A.S.S. goodbye.:scream:

 

[biglou]

Sometimes I have trouble getting my riding pants on due to complications with my A.S.S.:scream:

 

[Old CR goat]

Did anyone else hear about the guy in Navada we recieved a suspicious package containing a pair of panties, called the locals sheriff, they took them away in a Bio-haz bag, tested and determined that it was not a part of terrorist actions!
Now he had a real case of A.S.S.

 

[dirtybkr]

My Haz-Mat team responded to a womans home with a bad case of A.S.S. . She claimed to see white powder on a letter . We had her disrobe and package her clothing in zip lock bags then had her take a shower to de-con . She came out with dry hair , she didn't want to mess up her doo . We had her go back in and wash it then gave her a Tyvex suit to wear .
She watched as we put the ziplock bags with her clothing into a drum , and load it in a police van ,and she started to freak .She was demanding that she should be re-embursed for her new boots !!
The letter came from her son , was her sons hand writing on the envelope , and had the proper return address on it .We never did see any powder.