Bigfoot hoax revealed!

Originally posted by XRpredator
Hell, I still get a little shiver up my spine just thinkin' about it! :eek: Seriously, I've got that creepy feeling!

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What are you worried about?
You're probably bigger than Bigfoot! ;)

And smellier... :eek:

*Sniff, sniff, sniff* "What is that? Smell like cat food and ass! No, wait. Wet cat and cheese. No! Ham and feet. Yeah, that's it!"

Fellas, I'm serious! Not much creeps me out more than thinking about Bigfoot and UFOs!

Excuse me while I curl up in the fetal position under my desk! :scream:

LOL, geez Lou!  Where's that 'barf' emoticon! :eek:

I remember the first time my buddy from Arkansas said something smelled like feet'n'ass I about fell over from laughing.

Hey Pred, I know that you want to come deer hunting with me in south Mo and check out the ol' Chupacabra!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!! :eek:

Lou, I'm glad I didn't read that at work, someone would have walked in my office and thought I had lost it.

"There is clearly a parting line in the hair, down the back of the "creature" in the film. Something that is not present in any simian be it a chimpanzee, a gorilla, or Gus the forklift driver."

That's where the zipper goes :P

I have a couple friends that grew up in a small mountain town. They used to have a few drinks and run around by the highway in a gorrilla suit. Better than tippin cows I guess and you gotta get drunk and do something in high school

I remember watching "The Legend of Boggy Creek" when I was kid. It gave me the heebie geebies big time. I used to go deer hunting with my dad, but after I saw that movie, the woods looked totally different to me. I was sitting at the base of a tree when I heard this loud snorting nearby (a wild pig). I was up and running as hard as I could with a loaded double barrell shotgun in my hand and easily clearing any fallen tree or bush I encountered. It's amazing what a movie will do to your head.

it's a strange world...people have spent there whole life looking for stuff like that, and so far, nothing. just like noone has a clear photo of a ufo. But then again, i dont think anyone saw a gorilla till like 1850. Back in 1980, i was with my brother out riding, and we stopped at the edge of some woods while riding in the cotton field (an area we normally go)
and we heard the loudest sound,,as loud as a yz426, but sounded like a roar, and i did that about twice, then we heard what sounded like foot steps crashing the leaves and sticks coming toward us, all the while making that sound, i have never been so scared in my life. whatever it was was about to come out of the woods, so we jumped on the bike and took off.. that was the first episode of a strange mishap in that area,, the other was about 2 years later, when i had my dog with me. we were on one side of that field, and my dog started barking and raising hell looking toward the other side, and he took off running, so i followed. i couldnt see anything,, but when we got to the other side,, its like a hill, cause there is a creek on the other side of it. it was all grown up with weeds about 5 feet high on the hill slope coming down.. anyway, i could see that something was coming toward us cause the weeds were being pushed down about four feet wide,, naturally, it stopped right at the edge, and i couldnt see,,and it went back up,,i could see the weeds rising again,, so i went over a little bit and climb up the hill so i could see the other side,, and it was a complete drop off about 10 feet. so whatever it was must have jumped off it and into the creek. strange...

 :eek: Alright cut it out. I'm sittin' here all ALONE!!

 

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!!!  :scream:

Well you guys ask for it now.  One time my dad took us camping here in Idaho back in the 70's when all those cattle mutilations, and UFO sightings were going on and all.  It was late that evening and there was a bunch of cows around our camp, but across the creek from where we were.  We noticed that the cows started up a ruckus and started leaving country, and at the same time our dogs (very protective) started growling like we never heard them growl before and they backed up to the fire and would not move.  Well I was about 7 then and so I don't remember being afraid from my position huddled in the bottom of my sleepingbag inside the pickup. :)   The cows moved off down the canyon in a stampede, but the dogs still would not budge.  My dad and uncle got out the spot lights and guns and headed for the trees thinking they would most likely find a mountain lion or bobcat.  They searched the whole area and found nothing but total silence.  This went on for about an hour and my dad said the hair on the back of his neck was sticking straight out the whole time.  The dogs, still would not move away from the fire.  I had never known my dad to be afraid of anything, especially something that wasn't there, all I know is that we went home that night.

I also remember a movie called "Return To Boggy Creek" where bigfoot actually helps a couple of kids, who, if I remember right, lost their father while he was in the swamp.  I think he died of a snakebite.  Man I feel old.

yea, that is scary when you are off fishing under a bridge at nite, and you have a small fire, which makes the surrounding woods pitch black, and then your dog starts growling at something you can't see...and there have been occasions when i thought someone was inside my house hiding cause i'd walked in on them.

:moon: Ain't Skeerd now, I'm at work! :moon:
but I'm fixin' to go home...alone...again :(
I hate you guys :debil:

By Woodsrider:
Those accounts of local indian tribes reporting this creature long ago, before the white man showed up, are bogus. Remember these people also believed in the Thunderbird.

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Makes ya wonder about them Leprechauns, Elves, Fairies, Dragons, Magicians, Witches on broom sticks, Werewolves,Vampires, parting the Red Sea and raising the dead and that whole rapture thing. ;)

This from just down the road from Predator--:eek:

Story from Earthfiles website about recent big bird sightings in Alaska:
1) "I was amazed recently to hear of the bird with the 14 ft. wingspan had been sighted by others in other States. It was back in November 1993. I took my son hunting over at the area where Northern Nevada, Utah, and Idaho come together. It is a rather remote area of Utah at a place called Mahogany Spring with a few ranchers in the area, but little else except desert.
My son and I were driving on a dirt road traveling back to an area we wanted to check out for deer, as that is what we were hunting, and off to the right of the vehicle about 100 yds., I saw this large dark animal sitting on a knoll, and I remember saying to my son, 'Look at the bear, son, up on that small hill.' We both watched it for a few minutes. I also made the remark that I didn't think that there were black bears in the west desert of Utah.

Just as I said this, the so-called bear spread its wings and started to fly from the area. We were totally flabbergasted when this happened, as I knew I had never heard of a bird this large. It stood about four feet tall when it was perched on the ground and I estimated that each wing was just shy of being twice that length (or about 14 feet across). I couldn't get this bird off my mind, and haven't since. I thought it was just a gigantic Golden Eagle that was a freak of nature. It fits the description that was given in your report to a tee. Best wishes, Martin"

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I believe that in all these stories there may be a kernal of truth that has been stretched a tad or two. :)

Oh great, get me trommping in that direction now.  I have been trying to find the source of some mysterious desert lights just north of my house for some time now and now there is some weird bird just south of me.  Gee thanks.

If you think any truth is being stretched about these lights then come on up and I'll show you them, then you can go out across the desert and see if you can find them.  They are there, they move around and you can never get close to them. :scream:

This one time at bandcamp....no wait, that was another story....

OK, In this story, my cousin and I were visiting our uncle who owned a large hog farm. We used to enjoy throwing slate down around the area where our uncle used to drag dead hogs to. A hog "boneyard" so to speak.

Some of these hogs we skelatal but many were just starting to get nice and ripe. There was always a cow carcass or two around as well.

Anywho...my cousin and I really enjoyed this slate throwing. Kinda like skipping rocks only our targets were always rotting hog carcass'. We may even have scored our gut gouges, being the competitive sorts.

Well, while pummeling hog carcass', we both thought we saw one of the way dead cows move! It must have caught both of our attentions simultaneously becasue we both froze at the same instant.

Both of us sure we didn't see what we just thought we saw, we continued throwing rocks. The daggone cow moved again, but this time it's whole torso was shaking and quivering! This cow had to have been dead at least a week or two, yet it's moving like a cow having a calf!

My cousin and I were both stunned and amazed as we could barely believe what we were seeing. THis just can't be!  Are we witnessing a grizzly scene not yet imagined by Hollywood? Are we getting ready to be attacked by a zommbie cow? It was way too much for us to handle and both of us were speachless wondering just what cruel trick nature had in store for us in the next few seconds! This had to be a sign of the end of times or something at least as significant.

As we stood speelbound by the wreathing dead cow....it's torso heaving and wiggling...when the rear end of the cow started moving as well. Neither of us could speak a word as we watched this abomination unfold.

"This is it" I said to myself...."Why didn't I listen better at sunday school?"
"Lord, if only you would keep this zoombie cow from rising up and killing the both of us I will promise to be the best I can be!" I prayed to myself.
I'm sure my cousin was also muttering similar requests to the maker at this time.

Well, as we were sure the end was near, we stood watching as a possum made it's way from the ass of the cow! Yeah, no zoombie bovine....no end of times.....just a possum that had made it's way into the intrils of the rotted host for a lil snack.

Not sure what this story had to do with Bogfoot, but I dint have any decent Bigfoot stories.  :)

Mark up another one to the X-files!

Don't even get me started on "Harry and the Henderson's!" Scaaaaary!

Originally posted by KWJams
I believe that in all these stories there may be a kernal of truth that has been stretched a tad or two. :)

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KW - Stretched = narcotic induced hallucination. ;)

Originally posted by Jaybird
Well, as we were sure the end was near, we stood watching as a possum made it's way from the ass of the cow! Yeah, no zoombie bovine....no end of times.....just a possum that had made it's way into the intrils of the rotted host for a lil snack.

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Jay, that is seriously disgusting! :scream: :)

Telling a story like that is a dirty job, but someone has to do it. :)

Originally posted by WoodsRider

KW - Stretched = narcotic induced hallucination. ;)

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By KWJamsparting the Red Sea and raising the dead and that whole rapture thing.

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Far-out!  That Mose's Gold must have been Killer stuff , EH  ;)

Funny how people all over the world have storys. :think:

David and a giant called Goliath--come on now--really? :scream:

I guess it would be pretty easy to dismiss all storys as narcotic induced hallucinations.

Thunder Sticks, now that is understood as stick looking thing that a loud thunderous sound belches from.

Maybe what has been lost in translation is that a very large bird made a very loud noise.

Unless it is taken literally by it's interpreted description. :think:

 

Originally posted by KWJams
I guess it would be pretty easy to dismiss all storys as narcotic induced hallucinations.

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Well if you were eating the same diet as the Native Americans I'm sure you'd have a tall tale or three. Remember the peyote scene from Young Guns?

I always believed the Thunderbird was what the Native Americans believed brought thunder from the skies. It was only in the last century when those stories appeared about giant birds swooping out of the sky, snatching babies from their mothers and the wings making a loud noise like thunder... whoa lay off those red berries Sacajewa. :scream: