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Message: [QUOTE="Scott in KC, post: 49686, member: 19653"] These don't sound like ordinary cows. Could be RENEGADE COWS! Originally hailing from Europe, a lot of their clan was lost during the mad-cow disease epidemic of a few years ago. But, some were said to have made it to the US. I thought it was just far fetched story, like killer bees, but perhaps these are THE cows? Do they have brown eyes? Are you on two strokes? If so, they love the smell of two stroke and are also drawn to personal watercraft & snowmobiles, but since they can't swim and get stuck in deep snow they don't even bother trying to catch you. Your buddies bike must have stalled when he hit because had it been running the cow would have been gone on it (you see, they can't kickstart because their hoof slips off the lever.) With the recent outbreak of foot&mouth disease now, I figured they might show up again! If you HAVE to ride there, I would try rubbing a dab of two stroke oil under their chins to keep them occupied. Don't use synthetic!! They HATE synthetic and might attack! I read a motorcycle industry document on the internet that basically stated that the reason for all the 4 stroke bike development is not to appease the EPA, but to keep motorized vehicles out of the hands (or hoofs in this case) of these RENEGADE COWS. Trust me on this one, I live in Kansas for pete's sake and WE know cows here! Afterall we are all farmers, see tornadoes daily and all have dogs named Toto. Of course they could be just ordinary curious cows, if so then totally disregard all of this. [/QUOTE]

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