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Cow technique and my huge problem
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[QUOTE="ABeeOnAnXR, post: 49695, member: 19794"] I suppose you are all wondering what happened. Well my friend and I stopped riding there for a bit, and then decided to talk to the owner of the [b] RENEGADE [/b] cows. Well... he was a little deaf (deef as he put it) and thought we were telling him to let us have one of his cows. So, considering our hospitality of allowing the cows on the land, he grabs his rifle. My friend and I took off for fear of the old guy shootin us, :rolleyes: :rolleyes: and before we got ten yards away, he shoots the cow that was right near the tabletop. My friend and I were shocked. Well, we had a great dinner that night, and in the weeks to come will too.(the miracles of the freezer) Well, this got rid of one of the cows, but there were still about 5 others guarding our jumps. And worse, one of the other cows from his farm had taken the deceased cows place. Well, we tried the roost option, salt, hay, rocks, and [b] NOTHING [/b] could stop these cows!!!! Then, on a whim, we went to Wal-Mart, and bought some flags for 'em. We strapped the flags on em with duct tape, [b] AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED???? THEY RAN ALONGSIDE US!!!! THEY NEVER ATTACKED, THE ENTIRE TIME WE RODE!!!!! [/b] Lol, it was really funny, they really enjoyed the jumps. One of em almost made one of our shorter doubles, and many tried for the triple!!! No cows were hurt during this odd occurance. (sp?) So now my friend and I have new riding BUDDIES!! :D :D :D It's really cool, people on the highway stop to look. (Plus, we both have good steaks for a couple months!!!! :D :D) ------------------ If you don't land.... it don't count. [/QUOTE]
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