Emergency!!!!

Papakeith

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• Jan 2, 2002

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I need help quick!

I just went out on the deck to get some beer that was left outside since New Years Eve. . . and it was . . . FROZEN!!!!:scream:

Will the beer be hurt at all?
I brought it in immediately. About half of each bottle is frozen solid. :ugg:

Help!:confused: :silly: What should I do?

 

singletracker500

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Thaw it, save it for unsuspecting guests. Go buy yourself new beer. Maybe save it for that CR500AF idiot when he comes to the next dirtweek! :p

 

Okiewan

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save it for that CR500AF idiot when he comes to the next dirtweek!

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LOL... Kinda cool knowing the guy that makes them, ya know?

Oh and ST? Short of another National Disaster, you better be at DW '02 ... hell, we're even trying to move it closer to ya. :confused:

 

oldguy

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I was tempted to make you drink it due toi the severe case of alcohol abuse but since it will now be flat and skunky I'll send you my in-laws address and pay for the postage:p

Now that we have figured out the problem I have a solution
Switch to drinking AJ's HOTDAM that stuff can not possibly freeze no matter how cold :)

 

singletracker500

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Oh and ST? Short of another National Disaster, you better be at DW '02 ... hell, we're even trying to move it closer to ya

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It's on my list Okie! Well, if it's in Oklahoma it's on my list.;) I won't be traveling clear to IL. this year.

 

Patman

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save it for that CR500AF idiot when he comes to the next dirtweek!

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LOL! Can you just imagine this? "Hi, you must be CR500AF. Looks like your beer is a little low. I'm Papakeith." :scream: "Hey where ya' goin'? I just wanted to offer ya' a beer."

 

Papakeith

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Here's one more option:

Spoon it out of the bottle like a slushie.:)

Patman, I can't possibly be that imposing. :silly:


oldguy, do you think they'll mind a 3 pack?

 

Patman

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Patman, I can't possibly be that imposing.

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BS! First thing that popped into my head when I met you at DW was "Oh man PLEASE don't let this be somebody I PO'ed!":eek: Once I found out you were just a big teddy bear my heart rate dropped to normal. :)

 

Papakeith

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Originally posted by Patman

"Oh man PLEASE don't let this be somebody I PO'ed!":eek:

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:) LOL

 

oldguy

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Originally posted by Papakeith
oldguy, do you think they'll mind a 3 pack?

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I have always said they 6 beers short of a six pack:p

 

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Keith - Do the financially sound thing. Thaw those brews out then donate them to the local frat house. Those guys will drink anything. Just be sure it's down wind from your place. Make sure to get a receipt then write it off on your '01 taxes. ;)

 

KiwiBird

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Drunk friends will drink anything.

 

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One more option. Lick them like a popsicle.

All this talk of DW02.....boy it's bad to live all year for one week.:)

 

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Jeff Allen

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Beer popsicles, now that's an idea :)

 

dhoward

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Yeah, yeah.
Like NONE of you hoity-toity guys has EVER drank:

• Frozen beer
• Warm beer
• Hot beer
• old beer
• Beer that you found out in the garage from last year
• Your wife's beer when nobody wuz lookin'
• Beer with a conflake in it for breakfast

tsk, tsk....

 

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(homer simpson voice)....mmmmm..beercicles...rats! i just remeberd i left my beer out all night,..wait, hmmm it's ice house.it'll bee fine,right?:confused:

 

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Originally posted by Patman
Once I found out you were just a big teddy bear my heart rate dropped to normal. :)

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That describes Papa pretty well. My wife was looking at my DW '01 poster the other day. And out of all the people in the photo, she picked out Papakeith and said, "he sure looks like a nice man." Then as I pointed across the room, I said "yep, and there's the American flag that he gave us, to prove it." Not saying he couldn't:eek: , but Papa wouldn't hurt a fly.