French raise terror alert level!

[hoosierf]

Yes it's true. In light of the Madrid bombings, the French have raised the terror alert level from "run" to "hide."

The only two higher terror threat levels in the French system are "collaborate" and "surrender."

Very scary times these are.

 

[biglou]

LMAO! :laugh:

 

[Okiewan]

:thumb:

 

[MrLuckey]

Nyuk nyuk nyuk :thumb:

 

[Casper250]

That was good!

 

[kmccune]

:laugh:

 

[BadCRC]

Those darn cheese-eating surrender-monkeys... :p

 

[dirtybkr]

Well at least they only need one color in their color coordinated warning system ....

 

[Jaybird]

Je suis un singe.
Est-ce que vous avez fromage?

 

[Tony Eeds]

Je suis un singe.
Est-ce que vous avez fromage?

Huh?

 

[Okiewan]

humm.. something about a monkey and asking for cheese.

 

[nephron]

It means: "We get on our knees, for the monkey holding the cheese." :think:

 

[JPIVEY]

It means: "We get on our knees, for the monkey holding the cheese." :think:

Well, that explains why French Zoo are filled with smile'n monkeys

 

[jeffd]

Huh?

What he said was this:
(French accent ON)
I am a monkey. Do you have cheese?
(French accent OFF)

To which the Germans would add:
Wir lieben die französischen Affen. Wir sind dieselben.

 

[XRpredator]

and the French would reply back:

"Nous ne sommes pas les mêmes que des Allemands ! Nous sommes les singes affectueux de reddition de fromage ! Je pense que j'ai déchiré ma manchette de rotateur mettant mes mains vers le haut trop rapides !"

 

[kmccune]

Hey, picking on the French is just good fun (and very easy I might add) ... but leave cheese out of it... signed a good Wisconsin boy! :laugh:

 

[JPIVEY]

Wisconsin cheese ????, no,no,no good cheese comes from happy cows and California cows are so happy they're almost gay.

 

[Tony Eeds]

California cows are so happy they're almost gay.

Bad visual, must go wash my eyes out :ohmy:

 

[Okiewan]

Cali cows WOULD be gay now wouldn't they!
Of course I mean Happy. You know. Happy Cows.

 

[Jaybird]

Une vache homosexuel?
Est-ce qu'un taureau me remplira?

Oui, s'il te plaît, M. Frenchi!

 

[JPIVEY]

Hmmmmm, there's probably a good chance you don't get California Cheese commercials huh, I didn't think of that.

 

[High Lord Gomer]

Y'all have cheese commercials?

We just Bud Light and Dukes of Hazard commercials. Looking as Daisy makes me thirsty!

 

[jeffd]

and the French would reply back:

"Nous ne sommes pas les mêmes que des Allemands ! Nous sommes les singes affectueux de reddition de fromage ! Je pense que j'ai déchiré ma manchette de rotateur mettant mes mains vers le haut trop rapides !"

Nein! Nein! Wir sind dieselben, weil wir wie erschrockene kleine Mädchen genau als die Käse liebenden Franzosen arbeiten.

 

[slo' mo]

Y'all have cheese commercials?

Looking as Daisy makes me thirsty!

This from a man who wears pink tutus while riding....
:laugh:

 

[kmccune]

Wisconsin cheese ????, no,no,no good cheese comes from happy cows and California cows are so happy they're almost gay.

I'm just not going there!