IMPONDERABLES..... ??
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you
get undressed?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way
down to the core of the earth?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you
do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
If you mated a bulldog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp no-one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
What do people in China call their goods plates?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to
their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you
get undressed?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way
down to the core of the earth?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you
do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
If you mated a bulldog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp no-one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
What do people in China call their goods plates?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to
their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
