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I just got this email and nearly pissed my pants laughing...

This is one of those classic examples of the unpredictable nature of
teaching. Read the story before you scroll down to the picture. A class of elementary students started a class project to make a planter
to take home and wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to care for.
It was decided to use cactus plants. The students were given greenware pottery of a clown and they painted them with glaze and had them professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It
was great fun. They planted the cactus seeds in the finished planters and
they grew nicely but, unfortunately, the students were not allowed to take
them home. Once you scroll down, you'll understand why. The cactus plants were removed and a small ivy replaced them and the children were then allowed to take them home. The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time...
 

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a454elk

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No comment, don't want this one locked!! :):):)
 

VintageDirt

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That's just the way I remember the clown at my 6th burfday party. Never have liked clowns. :confused:
 

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OMG I think I just peed my pants. . .:think: Hey Woods, need to top off your bike?;)
Way too funny!
 

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Originally posted by a454elk
No comment, don't want this one locked!! :):):)

C'mon Elk, can't believe you don't have a comment on this one! Look at the expression on the clowns face. It looks like he's been to the "free" clinic and got some horrible news. :o
 

VintageDirt

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What's the difference between a cactus and a low-rider?
 

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Originally posted by VintageDirt
And you're afraid of me?

Hey, he was the kid who stood up whilst having a "special moment". Can I help it if the image was burned into my mind?
 

a454elk

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Still holding out, NO COMMENT!!:):)
 

VintageDirt

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The one with all the spines and ticklers on it? Do you have any idea what that can do...

Come on Elk, you know you've got somethin' ta say.
 

a454elk

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:moon: :moon: :whiner:
 

VintageDirt

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Oh I get it. You had one of them clowns at your birthday party too. Only you sat on his lap and found out that wasn't a balloon animal he was making for you. :)
 

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That's me on the bottom, haven't figured out who the other two are!!:)
 

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ah, er, aa, but, I, well, er, ah, nevermind!
 

VintageDirt

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Did ya hear the one about the Elk, the bear, and the skunk?
 

a454elk

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Elk no need undies. Undies for humans!
 

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Hailing from a time before dinosaurs walked the Earth, VintageDirt crawled up out of the ooze and emitted the following:
Did ya hear the one about the Elk, the bear, and the skunk?
I've been called a bear . . . Who's the skunk?

This guy? :p
 

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Now I'm the one who's skeered!

Guess that make you the bear, eh Pred?
 
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