Hallmark cards not in print

[dirty~d~]

They should be...

(List has been edited for family viewing) :)

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder?
What the heck was I thinking?

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you...
Have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ...I've changed my mind.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ... would you like to take
this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

Someday I hope to get married.
But not to you.

Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
Almost Lifelike!

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time...
what say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you ...
it's almost like you're here.

:flame: :confused: :)

 

[LoriKTM]

;)

Hey, you've got some good ones there, Diane! I know! We can just type them up on one of those card-making packages for the computer! :)

 

[bsmith]

For birthdays I usually get a "Sympathy Card" :)

I have learned one important Hallmark lesson, After you forget a card for your Wife's birthday, on a sunday morning, and you know you can't get to a store, never substitute a mothers day card, especially the one you forgot to give her :eek:

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Originally posted by dirty~d~


I'm so miserable without you ...
it's almost like you're here.

I like that :)

 

[dirty~d~]

My personal fave...

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... almost lifelike. :)

Lori, not a bad idea. Wanna be partners? 50/50 and all proceeds go to the DRN foundation. ;)

 

[Todd Turner]

I saw a t-shirt once:

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful!

 

[splatt]

:) :) :)

 

[Vos Schola]

I saw a t-shirt once:

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful!

It's a great Jimmy Buffet song.

 

[TrailDawg]

Man! No fair....I can't put my fav t-shirt here cuz it'll get ***'d :whiner:

 

[TrailDawg]

Ahhhh...what the hey, I can live with a ***

Sex Doggie-Style: I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead

 

[2001yz250]

Got busted for not reading a birthday card for my mom very well, it said "To my Other Mother"!! :silly: :o