Happy B-Days to little Jacob and big Fred. One's drooling and one's roosting. One pees his pants, and one makes me pee mine when rails past me. One's got a sheet-eating grin, the other eats, sheets, and grins.
... And one day, before you know it, those roles will be reversed!
There is a man who likes them orange,
this we know tis true!
He'd rather be out riding his bike
even when theres other stuff to do.
But on this day they'll gather round
to enjoy his birthday cake.
They'll light "how many candles Fred"?
Enough to make them shake!
Years have come and years have gone
and on the trails you soon shall be,
but now that your older Freddy my boy,
maybe more then your taillight we'll see!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED!!!
And now for you Jacob:
There's a little boy named Jacob who's Birthday is today.
A VERY special little guy, what else can we say?
I have a question for him though
It's bout his DRN name to be,
Will it be Fatherandsonandson when he can write?
if so, it will make DRN history!!!