HBD areaman.

Ol'89r

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habby birfday areaman.

hoep u has a guud 1. :whoa: ;)

 

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Rich Rohrich

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In honor of the big guy's birthday and his unflinching devotion to mouth-breathing jackassery it's time to OUT him once and for all.

Some little know facts about Pred :

• Pred once ate 86 hard boiled eggs, burped twiced and then went to Denny's for a Grand Slam breakafast.
  
  Pred gives precise thoughtful directions to spiders but squishes small foreign people with his ginourmous boot.
  
  Pred once touched a small boy who grew up to be a major league baseball player. The boy thanked Pred for chasing the gay out of him during his induction ceremony at Cooperstown.
  
  Pred spelled backwards is Derp, which is an arabic word for man who scratches taint with a racoon paw.
  
  Pred owes me $14 for a contract killing I did for him in Brazil
  
  Pred can't touch his own butt so he pays a circus midget to do it for him.
  
  Pred eats soup with a touthbrush
  
  Pred can't spell Pred, so he draws pictures like the cave men to communicate his name.
  
  Pred is frightened by hot dogs. He believes they are the fingers of former Rockettes who were killed by bigfoot.
  
  Pred once saved a small Korean woman who was trapped in a well. He later fed her to dogs claiming it was circle of life stuff that was best not explained.
  
  No one knows where or when Pred was born. Scholars surmise he was hatched from a cross breeding of dinosaur eggs and easter peeps.
  
  Pred invented Ovaltine, but he wanted it to be ass flavored and refuses to acknowledge the bastage child Chocolate version that evolved from his ground breaking work.
  
  Pred rarely sleeps. He prefers to sit in a chair, close one eye and pee down his left leg to relax
  
  Pred is made of rice pudding
  

This is the man you are listening to people. Don't be fooled by his suave looks, and his pressed overalls. HE IS PURE EVIL.

Happy Birthday you big buffet of manliness. :yeehaw: :aj: :yeehaw:

 

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Chili

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Nothing to see here, move along.

 

MXSparx

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• Jan 2, 2010

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Happy Burfday

 

VintageDirt

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Wow, when did this happen? Must be another government conspiracy, theory.

I wan't a racoon paw...

HBD ya filthy animal, luv ya so many I don't know which to do.

 

Papakeith

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• Jan 2, 2010

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Happy Birthday my Titanic friend

 

Wolf

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HBD Pred.

 

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areaman

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hooz this pred guiy?

thandk you forf happy birhthaddy!

 

Mully

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Happy Birthday you big galoot.

 

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Porkchop

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rib tickle on your birthday

HBD areaman, we don't know each other, it sounds like you're a large displacement being too. So I see that "biohazard Rich" too, takes ben franklins to perform a P.H.D.?
(PILE HIGHER & DEEPER! as required) Some day I hope to aspire to Rich's level of roasting, or is it roosting? Have a great day pal, Porkchop

that was some saaweeeeeeet, funny shat ! :debil: :yeehaw: :worship:

 

Ol'89r

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Porkchop said:

it sounds like you're a large displacement being too.

that was some saaweeeeeeet, funny shat ! :debil: :yeehaw: :worship:

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Large displacement does not accuratly describe him. He actually has his own zip code. :yikes:

 

IndyMX

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Ol'89r said:

Large displacement does not accuratly describe him. He actually has his own zip code. :yikes:

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I heard he was the only land animal you can actually see from space.

 

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Porkchop

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. :rotfl:

 

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Porkchop

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good comedy

he he he he, and I thought I was a ham, oink oink oink!
With Beast Regards, P. C. :rotfl: