McCune, You just about made me spew my Bud Light. As far as that brew that you can chew part in your signature. You own a brew pub I take it? When I can afford it, and my head allows me, I enjoy a thicker brew myself but nothing I could chew.
For hill climbs, yeah, stand whenever possible. Your legs act as an extension of your suspension, and you can move around on the bike a lot quicker also. But first, you should become comfortable standing on the bike on easier terrain to begin with. Learn how to, and become comfortable with shifting, worrking the clutch, braking, turning, etc. while standing, on ground that is a bit more forgiving than a steep incline. Before long, it will all become second nature.
Perk