How many forum members does it take to change a li

CanadianRidr

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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again
 

Danman

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LOL! ,but don't forget at least one to look it up on snoops.com and prove that its just a internet urban legend!
 

Smitty

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Originally posted by CanadianRidr
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again

:thumb: :confused:
 

Treejumper

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Originally posted by RM_guy
Isn't this off topic? :debil:

What do you mean "Off Topic"? Cant a group of people have a serious discussion on lightbulbs without someone trying to stir the pot? See CR's post is right and your one of these guys (109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum ). :laugh:
 

GETMETOCA

Can't Wait For Tuesdays
Mar 17, 2002
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Originally posted by Smitty


:thumb: :confused:

You forgot to count the number of forum members who prefer to respond to the post with smiley faces instead of verbage!

 
 

bsmith

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I don't think you've posted enough information on the subject. Please read the rules and come back with more detail :p
 

jeffd

Naïve Texan
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Jun 9, 2000
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I am insulted by this topic.

:eek:

-jeffd

BTW - It is spelled verbiage :p
 

Jaybird

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One thing I can tell you for fact...unless you follow proper adjustment/cleaning/lubrication procedures, you are destine to fail with ordinary light bulbs.
Also, there are some who claim that the almighty "energy saver" bulbs are the greatest thing since sliced bread, but I can tell you, from my proffesional experience that they require just as much maintenance as your standard 100 watt.
But you can get every bit as much life out of a standard 100 watt'er as you can the energy savers. You first need a clue.

If anyone wants more information on the PROPER way to install and maintain your bulbs, go to my website: www.bulbsfordummies.net
 

Smit-Dog

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**** MOD EDIT *** SPAM IS NOT ALLOWED!!!
GET A FREAKIN' CLUE BEFORE I GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASCII!



Edited by Rich Rohrich on 09-04-2003 at 04:11 PM
 

KiwiBird

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What do you use for thread lube? I use WD40 as it works so well on my chain.
 

dirty~d~

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Don't forget the ones who think the original post is a waste of space anyway. :p
 

Jamir

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Aug 7, 2001
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and the jerks who post pictures doctored up to look like their friends trying to change a light bulb in an Elvis suit.
 

jeffd

Naïve Texan
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Jun 9, 2000
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Originally posted by Kiwi Bird
What do you use for thread lube? I use WD40 as it works so well on my chain.

WD-40 is a fire hazard. Miracle Whip is the stuff to use man!

-jeffd
 
B

biglou

Originally posted by jeffd


WD-40 is a fire hazard. Miracle Whip is the stuff to use man!

-jeffd
Not another "Miracle Whip or WD-40" thread. :| Do a search, it's been beat to death already. :silly:

;)
 

Tony Eeds

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Just counting the on thread posts .... there are still more that a thousand to go before this thread dies the first time. :laugh:
 

Tony Eeds

Godspeed Tony.
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Originally posted by WaltCMoto
Does this pertain to small multi colored holiday lights too. :confused:

Yes, but only in San Francisco. Couldn't you see a bunch of queens carrying on changing dem multi-colored bulbs. :laugh:
 
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